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Kaufmann-Williams Equation

The general attractiveness scale, however improved. You take how hot the girl is /10, and then take how hot she thinks she is /10, and minus the difference.
'That girl is so hot! Easily an 8/10!'
''Nah, she thinks she's a 10, so using the Kaufmann-Williams Equation she's only a 6'
by itsmewilliams May 17, 2016
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Corona Equation

A numerical statement that exposes the cause for the high number of infections and fatalities in a country, which is often due to the actions (or inactions) of a fake or inept head of state and the failure of his semi-skilled administration in containing the coronavirus pandemic.
A corona equation expected to hold true on 1/20/21—the last day of Donald J. Trump at the White House—is: 🤥₄₅ + 🦠₁₉ = 24M 😷’s + 400K 💀’s.
by Covido January 16, 2021
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Equation

Maths with fancy letters called pronumerals. It is useless shit that everyone forgets how to do after they graduate.
Retard: oi ms, when the fuck am I ever gonna use equations ay?

Teacher: In your next test.

Retard: Fuk u faggot u smell like a dirty cunt
by My pseudonym6999 December 15, 2018
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Anal Eruption

The violent result of a failed attempt to hold on to your shit for that little bit longer.
1)"did you hear? dave anally erupted on barrys face...."
"ohhh poor him"

2)My Anal Eruption caused continental shift.
by CaptainYellowShirt August 28, 2007
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Differential Equation

1. An equation with one or more variables relating with their respective derivative(s) at different magnitudes.
2. Differential Equations is a college course used for Math, Physics, Engineering, etc. majors
Dara, I know I will bomb my Differential Equations exam tomorrow without your help!
by DaraDDS January 16, 2009
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social equation

noun

another term used to describe the social group, society or the community as large.
all citizens within a society regardless of social or economic standing etc., are members of the social equation.
by Baron Neville July 8, 2017
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eruption

This form of musical sexual intercourse is initiated as the male partner sits on the bed playing funky slap bass while the female services him with oral sex. During this time, the male partner typically says things like "Yeah, bitch I be gettin' ma funk on wid ma bass, now you be gettin' yo groove on wid ma jimmy."
As the man feels he is approaching his orgasm, he will steadily increase the speed of his playing. Seconds before orgasm, he will remove his genetalia from the female's mouth, cast the bass aside and instead proceed to slap her face with his penis senselessly. In accordance with the fact that he is "slapping" with his penis, he will also continue to imitate funky bass sounds as the penis hits her face, to make it seem as though he was still playing. Typically, the male will say during this period "Ma dick be tight, and so be ma playin', bitch!" Upon orgasm, he will lay down an even eruption of semen onto her face and exclaim, "Damn bitch, ya make ma playin' so tight I broked a string." A period of role play will then ensue in which the male pretends to be a famous rock star and the female a groupie who damaged his "instrument."
During a 1985 Van Halen show, bassist Michael Anthony was reportedly seen by drummer Alex Van Halen as doing this to a groupie named Gracia Barr. To all known sources, he invented this technique. The reason for this technique being known as "eruption" is because Van Halen has a popular song of this name.
by dave bowen July 22, 2006
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