Life Epiphany

When an event or person causes one to make a realization of themselves, or their life style. One that they had not recognized previously. Causing them to make changes in their self evaluation, lifestyle choices, way of rationalizing, and choice of personal actions.

After his younger sister gave him a gift of condoms for Christmas, Joseph had a life epiphany, and began acting differently in his social life.

by NixTay June 17, 2019

Lyrical epiphany

When song writers or authors come up with a new idea and just know they gotta write it or sing it.

As I sat on my bed, on my phone, I jolted up in search for a pen and a note pad, because of my lyrical epiphany.

by Anonymous music word things December 14, 2017

Epiphany

To have a realization of something. The thought of an action, place or thing.

I should go for a run,I just had an epiphany

by Lolalovelomalee432170 August 2, 2021

holy-shit epiphany

When you realize something fundamental about life that until that moment had escaped your attention

Holy-Shit Epiphany: Your personality is a commodity!
Holy-Shit Epiphany: There is no suffering without life!

by Rudee November 10, 2018

epiphany position

The position you end up in after an avoidable accident. Typically rolled onto your back after tripping over piles of hoarded magazines or falling out of your chair reaching for a hot pocket.

Tom remained in the epiphany position for awhile after slipping on marbles, in his prized marble collecting room. He now keeps his marbles in jars.

by Squidiculous April 12, 2016

The Epiphany Club

You are a member of the Epiphany club if you were born in the twelve days before or after Christmas (13th Dec - 6th Jan). Membership of the Epiphany club bestows some, if not all, of the following benefits:-
• People forget your birthday completely

• People will not buy you a Christmas / Birthday present (delete as appropriate), opting instead to buy you 'One big present' which never is.
• Nobody will want to attend a birthday party or go out on your birthday as they're too busy / broke / partied out / away visiting family. However will often say, "We will have a second birthday party in the summer" (which never materialises). There is an exception for those born on New Years Eve who do get to go out and party but attendees do it for the wrong reason.

• Your birthday presents (if you get one (see above)) will be wrapped in Christmas paper and the gift giver will apologise saying, "I couldn't find any birthday wrapping paper and had a lot of that instead"

I was born on Christmas day and get all the benefits of being a member of the Epiphany club.

by Milkysym December 20, 2015

Epiphany whore

Someone who chasing the long tail of their perfection as a distraction from their purpose.

Susan, the fuckin’ world’s on fire! Quit navel-gazing you epiphany whore and help out already!

by Mr. Bob-a-Lina December 29, 2020