Emerson

A loving caring guy who’s always looking to have fun. Emerson will always try to make jokes with you or fine out what’s going on if you are sad. Emerson is a true friend if there ever was one. Emerson will share interests with everyone because he likes everything. Emerson will stick with you for as long as you keep him around.

Marie: Hey mom I just made a new friend who is really funny and nice!
Marie’s Mom: Is his name Emerson?

by ScaryDragon April 23, 2019

Emerson, Lake & Palmer

An extremely talented band,

Keith Emerson is a God on the keyboard, piano,and synthesizer. He even plays two at the same time at live performances and in songs like Trilogy.

Greg Lake uses bass and is amazing in creating good synchronizations and bass-lines. Also his voice is very clear and can change pitch very smoothly.

Carl Palmer can create complicated drum beats and keep them in rhythm.

The band is very talented yet not many people know about them today, probably because they didn't have guitar (they were amazing without it) so stupid preps weren't all over them and screaming about them.

They are Gods so I recommend listening to Knife-Edge cause if you're the average person you will like it.

prep: This is Emerson, Lake & Palmer? Their guitar sounds weird.

ELP fan: That's synthesizer not guitar.

prep: It doesn't sound like the background music of rap songs.

ELP fan: Yeah, the person playing the synthesizer has talent. And the singer can pronounce Cadillac right.

by joe725 May 2, 2007

Emmersyn

Emmersyn is an very athletic girl all boys fall head over heels for her so make sure you get there quickly boys. She acts lazy but she is definitely the most energetic, caring and positive girl. Many say when they meet an Emmersyn the find that she is very loud, outgoing, energetic and when she is angry or frustrated at someone or something she gets over it really easy and quickly. Unless you have given her reason to not get over it then you dead she is very tough. So boys get to her quickly don’t forgot Emmersyn’s are sexy. Xx

She’s such an Emmersyn!!

by It’s all true even ask June 14, 2018

Emmeshuffield

Someone really cool and I like their style

“I followed Emmeshuffield on Instagram and I think you should too”

by Mentallyatgothihop July 12, 2021

Emerson Picklyck

Terrorist who makes bombs as a hobby and trades fake currencies online.

"Emerson Picklyck! Why does it smell like lighter fluid in here!"

by JoeBidenisajoke September 27, 2021

emersan

a medium tall girl with brown hair and brown eyes. she likes learning about history, gets no bitches but wants someone. loves her friends and hates school. very funny, most likely to be the comic relief in the friend group. doesnt have social media, her parents wont allow it. she has good grades, applies so much pressure to be perfect. wishes she was like someone else, mainly looks wise. she plays soccer, has a love hate relationship with running. everyone spells her name wrong. if you have an emersan, KEEP HER. you will regret losing her, shes one of the funniest people you will ever know and she will always make sure you are cared for.

"you're such an emersan!"
"oh, you mean a funny ass bitch with great hair? thanks!"

by pseudonymlol19920385 April 19, 2022

elmers glue

elemers glue is the adhesive-like substance commonly found on poorly cared for motel bedspreads, between the pages of your fathers pornographic magazines, or on the keyboard of an intense gamer. it is usually white and hard and difficult to clean. when combined with a Slug Trail it will transform into Elmers Mayo

isabelle: ew adrian what is that on your keyboard
adrian: sorry i was up late studying last night and got bored
isabelle: your elmers glue made the shift key stick down and now the popup for sticky keys wont go away!

by Mr. and Mrs. the shit June 22, 2006