Pre EJ

Verb, describing the act of coming early. Usually used when describing a friend, known for coming late or not all, who surprisingly comes early.

Rodney: Hey Guys!
Craig: Whoa, looks like Rodney decided to come early this time!
Rob: You mean he Pre EJ'd?

by Jack Hoffsteter January 9, 2019

EJ

A person who enjoys spending time at home and not always going out to work with Co-Workers is called an EJ. A EJ can still have a good time going out with friends, and enjoy other aspects of a normal social life, but prefers to be home. EJ's may like to be alone, or with family at home, or have friends come over.

Young Jake was going to go out but decided to pulling an EJ and stay home with Basil.

by JoeCarps November 1, 2023

Ej

the hottest person to ever exist you are literally so sexy mwuah

“ej is so hot i wanna date them holy shit”

by Ejsinyourmom November 22, 2021

EJ

Another word for shit. Synonym for crap.

Also can be used referring to an abnormally strange man.

Dude I just took a massive ej, it was explosive.

by Kaiden W March 24, 2024

EJ

Short for Ezekiel or Expert Jew

Look at this guy he's so good at having money like the EJ he is

by ayolesgoplspoop December 9, 2021

uncle ej

Someone with thick legs ,claims to be a gangster , soon to be a doctor, loves his children :)

She : Uncle Ej rocks!
She: I know right he is super smart with thick legs!

by Pretty face little waist April 30, 2021

EJ

to ejaculate in your friends mouth while they're asleep on the couch

"he EJ'd in my mouth while I was asleep!"
"It's just a prank bro"

by dabossdud June 8, 2022