Enjoy your last eggroll, punk

Short for the nonsensical quote

"Enjoy your last eggroll, punk, or suffer your last request!"

which has no real meaning or value, since the Chinese interprutation was lost years ago.

Cats: Enjoy your last eggroll, punk, or suffer your last request!
Peter: All your base are belong to us?
Cats: Ney, Fortune founded key is being.

by the eggroll king March 24, 2008

eggroll fun

When you get an eggroll and put it in another persons anus.

I just had some eggroll fun with my friend!

by bootieclappa April 20, 2015

chicken eggroll

You say this when your in any awkward situation or just say it at random times

"Um chicken eggroll?"

by Pussypounder600 August 9, 2015

chicken eggroll

You say this when your in any awkward situation or just say it at random times

"Um chicken eggroll?"

by Pussypounder600 August 9, 2015

Tossing Eggrolls

Giving blow jobs to small or asian penises

Sam's weekend hobby is tossing eggrolls

by Prosser_Casanova November 1, 2016

likly eggrole

likly eggrole is a girl that has a penis. she eats butt and sniffs toes. eggrole has an IQ of a fetus.

did you see likly eggrole ?? she was just sniffing a booty crack

by hi69696966969382 April 28, 2019

Eggrolls

The layer of flabiness that protrudes over jeans that are 4 sizes too small. Often combined with a top 4 sizes too short. Generally met with disgust from onlookers.

Damn she's so fat she's got eggrolls.

Is that a belt wrapped around a sleeping bag? Oh wait, it's just a guy with eggrolls

by eggrollington May 16, 2018