eggplant
Don’t call it "eggplant" in public—someone’s gonna assume you mean the ridiculously phallic-looking vegetable.
eggplant by Emotional Cruiser June 10, 2026
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When you are on discord and relies that the eggplant emoji is :eggplant: so you look it up on the urban dictionary
:eggplant: = 🍆
:eggplant: by Eggplant man May 31, 2018
eggplant squatter
One who situates their rear end directly over eggplant such that vertical displacement will result in the penetration of anus. Worded differently, a loser.
I can't stand him. He is such an eggplant squatter.
Some eggplant squatter broke into my car.
Filthy man. You were squatting again, weren't you?
One glance at her eggplants and we all knew immediately that they had been squatted.
Some eggplant squatter broke into my car.
Filthy man. You were squatting again, weren't you?
One glance at her eggplants and we all knew immediately that they had been squatted.
eggplant squatter by Pierre May 13, 2004
Eggplant Balls
A condition of advanced blue balls where the scrotum turns a dark eggplant color. May or may not be early onset testicular torsion.
"I've had this boner for six hours. What shade of blue do my balls look like to you?"
"Dude, you have eggplant balls."
"Dude, you have eggplant balls."
Eggplant Balls by J'Kwon February 13, 2013
eggplant sucker
eggplant sucker by The Honorable Dick Long II December 11, 2018