ghetto eggroll

a large marijuana cigarette filled with fried chicken and cornbread

Ayo Latarius you have them Ghetto Eggroll's because I need a puff a bite.

by Pimpsta Pimp August 4, 2014

John Egbert

John Egbert, the first character introduced in homestuck, is a 13 year old male with the birthday 4/13. Also known as John Egderp, DORK, FUKING EGBERT, Joooooooohn, and rING THIEF

"Hey look it's fucking John Egbert"

by SeerOfBreath May 7, 2018

Eagercaps

When someone is very busy/fired up (especially while playing video games), then tries replying quickly to instant messages, but not realizing their entire message was in upper case.

EagerCaptain: YEAH I'M NOT SURE BUT YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN THE WAY I SHOT THOSE GUYS IT WAS PRETTY COOL
EagerCaptain: whoops, eagercaps

by Darren1337 September 6, 2009

eggrape

A male or female lacking intelligence.

Mary said, Tom is such an eggrape.

by cocksmoker400000 January 9, 2008

eggarrhea

Massive, often painful diarrhea induced by eating eggs.

After eating that omelette, I had extreme eggarrhea.

by Centauri July 12, 2008

Egged

When a woman forcefully ejaculates after the juices and cum have been whipped together into a frothy thick cream wad.

Getting Egged.
Getting Egged On.
That woman is so hot I’d let her Egg on me.
I went over to my girlfriends house and she totally Egged me.
She took advantage of me and Egged in my mouth.

by JayDub&zosaysdontputmyideaout April 26, 2021

eager to please

Someone who wants to keep everybody happy and puts great effort in to it

Jess bought drinks for everyone tonight! I guess she's eager to please.

by Leiamithrandir May 26, 2016