The act of receiving a spite filled hand job on the night before Christmas. Usually following a family argument about over cooked dinner
Bro, my wife got pissed when my mom bashed her turkey. She followed me upstairs and gave me a mean Ebenezer Squeezer
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Ebbonie is a beautiful person inside an out. If you happen to have her in your life, never let go of her as she's someone to be cherished! Funny, thoughtful and smart, she has it all. ;)
Yet sometimes she doesn't even realise this herself. A true gem making this world a brighter place.
Yet sometimes she doesn't even realise this herself. A true gem making this world a brighter place.
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Yet sometimes she doesn't even realise this herself. A true gem making this world a brighter place.
Yet sometimes she doesn't even realise this herself. A true gem making this world a brighter place.
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Get the Ebbonie mug.Big brownish monkey who claims to have the biggest dick of all time. He has lived in Texas which made him more fertile and bigger. As he says "Everything is bigger in Texas".
Girl 1: How is your dick so big
Elbeniz: Everything is bigger in Texas
Girl 1: No I mean why do you have a boner in math class
Elbeniz: Everything is bigger in Texas
Girl 1: No I mean why do you have a boner in math class
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Just scream "I FEEL SO EBBE TODAY" and the gods will make you pretty as hell, so you can even fuck the sexiest man in the world, Ebbe.
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