Ebay Pays My Bills

A delusional state.

When an eBay seller thinks they are earning a living selling on eBay. But they are not.

He says Ebay Pays My Bills, but he's sweeping race tracks to make ends meet.

by ebay_multiname January 21, 2011

eBay

A place where you buy things you never thought you'd need.

A place where you sell things you never thought you could.

"what should i do with this snot-filled tissue?"
"why not sell it on ebay, last one went for £20"
"well, f*** me!"

by Prem Shah September 14, 2006

eBay

A place where you can get a lot of nice expensive things for cheap. Also, the only place you can buy something for 50 cents and pay 6 dollars for shipping. Also, the only place people will sell you something you can download for free of the internet for 10 dollars plus 6 dollars shipping.

A used pink bathrobe
A rare mint snowglobe
A Smurf TV tray
I bought on eBay

by HelloJane December 31, 2003

ebay

corporate assholes who want to charge you to for using there website as a yardsale.

damnit, my account got suspended because i didnt pay my 5 billion dollar worth of ebay fees for listing a one dollar porno

by i got a bad case of duck butter May 9, 2008

eBay

internet site where you can unload all the useless shit you don't want anymore, even half used stuff, and people will pay you for it. Whoohoo!

I got $25 on eBay for that skanky perfume i used to wear, some people will buy anything!

by straight edge June 30, 2004

ebayer

Someone who buys or sells on ebay websites.

+10 good ebayer is dis guy. Fast payeer of money f0r teh jar containing celebrity snot. Yupppers.

by Gumba Gumba March 16, 2004

Ebay Express

A mysterious black hole in cyberspace, which swallows up development dollars and causes sales to vanish into nothingness.

Hits to its URL are said by experts to be rarer than Bigfoot sightings.

I opted into Ebay Express six months ago and haven't sold a freaking thing since.

by Degu June 29, 2008