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Ear Sex

1. Sticking your Penis in one's ear.
2. Rubbing your ear lobe on one's penis.
Kenfield likes to have Ear Sex.
by N/A October 27, 2003
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hog ear sandwich

a pussy. the pink lips of a pussy
"I think I'll have a hog ear sandwich for breakfast today."
by bigdieseltrucker January 9, 2005
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Ear Sex

Wow that song is like ear sex!
by PEra April 29, 2006
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Ear Spoog

Only people who have guages recieve this gift.
When the plugs, tapers, etc. are taken out a gunky substance surrounds it. It usually looks clear/whitish and is a collection of vaseline, lube, dead skin cells, blood (sometimes), and smells like bigfoots dick after he sodomized a beaver. It accumulates after weeks of not cleaning them. And is a great way to piss people off by sticking it under neath their nose.
"While at the food court with friends, Jeff took his guages out for the first time in 2 weeks and wiped his ear spoog underneath his friends nose, which soon made his gag non-stop."
by Jeff from SD June 21, 2008
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Ear Spanking

An ear spanking is what happens when someone is nagging or talking to much to the other people who are forced to listen.
1. Monica gave her husband a real ear spanking for coming home late last night.
2. Don't ask Monica what's up , unless you want an ear spanking!
by Mihighness September 8, 2005
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ear sex

when a weird ass boy thinks it's okay to stick their dick into a girls ear and try to have sex in it. It resembles giving head only in your ear.
KRIS: Why did you stick your penis in my ear?
GLESE: I wanted to have ear sex!
by SHITSME August 5, 2009
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Ear sex sounds

Omg I heard the new episode and it was ear sex sounds in my ear it’s the greatest show of all time
by THEStupidPodcaster July 2, 2021
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