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Gobbled the goose and went south with the evidence

1. To felate and swallow the ejaculate.

2. To suck a penis and swallow the sperm/cum.
I took that girl from the bar home last night and she gobbled the goose and went south with the evidence on the way there in my car.
by Dego Dan August 10, 2007
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Evidence

Something evolutionists don't have
Christian man: bro, evolutionists got no evidence on they shit.
Person with iq: yeh ik

Take that you fucker who came up with the top def
by I hate your life for you August 6, 2021
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Evidence

The video footage and WHERE THIS IS GOING.
Hym "You're using 'racism' as an excuse to withhold the evidence that YOU HAVE.:
by Hym Iam March 23, 2024
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Whimpirical Evidence

The sort of evidence presented by a fickle person based on their hunch. The opposite of empirical evidence.
She only had whimpirical evidence why I shouldn't do it
by hicksandhudson January 13, 2011
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Schrödinger's evidence

In an argument, when one refuses to make a simple search for evidence of their claim; however, they demand that the opposition does so. This creates a paradoxical position in which their belief is true and, when confronted with facts, either remains true or is discovered to be false.

In the event that it is discovered to be false, a second paradox often occurs in which the claim remains true by way of continuing to state it despite the evidence.
"Nobody has proven me wrong yet. Give me a source, I admit defeat. Don't, I stay right! Of course, I can obviously google for myself... but I have Schrödinger's evidence on my side!"
by WEGWEHQWE#HWRE July 22, 2022
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Evid

Probably one of the best teams around.
Evidentiary is a Mobile game organization. Which was made in 18 June 2021. We got our brands expanded to Standoff 2 & Critical Ops and soon will expand to various games in the future. We have only one motive to be top clan.
Evidentiary is a Mobile game organization. Which was made in 18 June 2021. We got our brands expanded to Standoff 2 & Critical Ops and soon will expand to various games in the future. We have only one motive to be top clan.
by Exvis99 June 26, 2021
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