dyson

a person known as adam dyson, he is the example and the person whom this type of person is named after. a dyson is a freak with no friends, he must have a wierd hairstyle and a small penis, the person must be of male gender

hes got a dyson following him, he's such a dyson, you see him hes a dyson; what a freak

by bob April 8, 2004

Dyson Airblade

A device that uses black magic to turn slow air into fast air.

How the f**k does this Dyson Airblade s**t work

by Major General of Scientology August 5, 2011

Dyson

A stupid and rude disabled dog. Like to SHIT ON TREES!

Dyson is ugly

by IAdmitThatImAWhore July 9, 2019

dyson

Whilst at hooters with your comrades, go into the bathroom and place your dick into the nozzle of the hand dryer. Important: make sure that the nozzle is facing upwards. Now shoot your load and you will get a facial. A cuCUMber mask, if you will. After enjoying the experience for a moment, wash the jizz off of your face and pat dry with a towel.

I felt like a homosexual after enjoying a dyson in the hooters restroom, but Adam told me that it's not gay if you're by yourself when it happens. He also said, "If it's not a dyson then you paid too much."

by ParrotCall December 30, 2008

Dyson

To drop out of a team race in the last minute for a frivolous self-centered reason

We were all psyched about SOLA but our #2 runner dysoned us the day before

by Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration May 4, 2019

Dyson

A person that sucks a man’s penis like a vacuum.

She give that good brain, shawty a Dyson.

by DN829 November 6, 2020

Dysoul

Tik tok account.

Hey dysoul will you be my senpai?

by dysoul February 22, 2021