by Yung finesser January 31, 2018
(n.) When you're trying to have sex & the penis ends up in the anus instead of the vagina. Usually will piss off the female.
"Hey man, how was your date last night?"
"Not so good, I drank too much & got a bout of dyslexic penis syndrome. She got pissed & left."
"Better luck next time bro!"
"Not so good, I drank too much & got a bout of dyslexic penis syndrome. She got pissed & left."
"Better luck next time bro!"
by DSFan4Life April 6, 2010
This is a useful trick in case you are ever abducted by rednecks. Ask them for a piece of paper and pencil. Write the word racecar and ask them to spell it backwards. Their little pea brains will start to smoke and they will start bashing their own heads in until they are unconscious.
Women's self-defense instructor:"When I was 14 I was abducted by a pack of rednecks. I was able to escape by using the dyslexic redneck mindfuck"
by grimly fiendish April 14, 2020
The act of sticking your finger into someone else's ear, then putting that finger into your own mouth.
After the class bully made fun of Johnny for not being able to read, he retaliated by giving his tormentor a dyslexic wet willy. Just like reading, this also did not work out too well for Johnny.
by PaintItSparkles April 26, 2013
1. Sam can't say a number and hold up the correct number of fingers at the same because he's hand-mouth dyslexic.
2. Sam can't say a number and hold up the correct number of fingers at the same because he's a hand-mouth dyslexic.
2. Sam can't say a number and hold up the correct number of fingers at the same because he's a hand-mouth dyslexic.
by Shayne Valencia March 4, 2006
July 12th is National Dyslexics Sucks Day, you can finally release that pent up anger you have from dyslexics
by DogFoodBitchAss July 8, 2022
A: have you heared of insert name B: the dyslexic apricot?? Oh yeah!
by emotional salami December 14, 2020