Dwilf

A person of small stature (e.g. a dwarf) that is suitable for a sexual encounter; a "Dwarf I'd like to Fuck"

"That dwilf behind the counter at the grocery store short-changed me. I oughta step on her."

by Max Power April 6, 2005

dilbert08

member of the simpsons forum who felt he should be a part of TDC cos he's a sheep. doesn't actually possess any intelligence or personality, but instead leeches off everyone else's. thinks he's far more mature than he actually is, and underneath is just a n00b that can spell (yes, i'm aware of the "thank you captain obvious" factor of that comment). is friends with the most stupid of people: see strangergoat, ricket, flaaron and spoonabula

dilbert08: i think maybe i should go and join those n00bs over there, i would have a lot in common with them. maybe i'll ask them to join TDC like me!

by orgabulator June 7, 2004

dilbertarian

In a corporate setting, tools and processes that are unnecessarily complicated and confusing in ways that appear to be a deliberate attempt to frustrate users. Based on the comic strip character Dilbert.

IT gave me a new tool to do my job but it is so hard to use it seems like a dilbertarian attempt to block me from doing my job.

by CliftonClowers March 27, 2017

Dilber

burns herself with a hot water bottle

Dilber always burns herself with a hot water bottle

by Patates manti November 3, 2022

dilbrater

A combination between a dildo and a vibrater.

"You can have my old vibrater because with my dilbrater it feels a million times better."

by jgar6 September 30, 2008

Dilbow

A dilbow is crossbow that fires dildos at deadly speeds.

My aim was off and my dilbow broke her hip.

by vagasshole August 4, 2011

dilback

The region betwixt one's scrotum and anus that prevents one from defecating on one's testicles.

Name for someone who you really really despise

Man my dilback is itching, it might could use a little gold-bond.

That guy likes to front like he's a pimp but hes really just a dilback.

by Rem March 29, 2005