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Dwarf Labor

Kidnapping midgets and forcing them to remove your dingleberrys daily, and making them throw water baloons filled with poop at old people in a retirement home
midget: i hate dwarf labor

Dave: shut up chuck and remove these dingleberrys from my ass!
by autistic golf ball December 17, 2010
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dwarf killer

a drink that combines an energy drink with the only hard liquor on hand at your broke as place, because you spent all your money on pot the night before.
hey can you make me a vodka tonic..?? "reply= No , but i will make you an excellent dwarf killer!"
by Brandog November 17, 2009
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Dwarf Rolled

To be Rick Rolled by a friend or acquaintance who also happens to be shorter than the average human.
Brett laughed as he Rick Rolled his old workmates, but they were laughing that they'd been Dwarf Rolled instead.
by Elf lore October 3, 2012
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Dwarf dismantling

Dward dismantling is When you dismantle a very short person (dwarf) for your own pleasing. Often this is used in illegal acts, almost like sacrifices for a better and longer life.
Hey guys wanna go dismantle a dwarf today?
My father did a dwarf dismantling yesterday.
by Big booty sexer September 28, 2017
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Dwarf throwing

Dwarf throwing. A politically correct moron got this sport banned. He doesn't like greasy pig wrestling, or beehive tossing.
by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 24, 2019
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Dwarf Dick

A below average male penis yet is abnormally thick, derived from the traditional fantasy Caricature of the Dwarf who are usually shorter than your average human yet are incredibly strong and muscular
Girl 1: "My boyfriend has a telephone pole dick, he's got length but it really doesn't tickle my clit."
Girl 2: "Huh, my boyfriend has a Dwarf Dick, not the longest but he's so thick I'm afraid he's going to tear me apart by just entering"
by Benisrlyhappy February 26, 2020
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Dwarf Anus

A extremely tight anus; an anus that could crush a pinky with one swift clench
Goddamn, I broke my dick last night hitting this dwarf anus.
by Buttplugged_Giraffe September 28, 2020
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