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Hayley Kiyoko loves a dessert spoon. It's a spoon held by greatness, gives people hope.
"I looove a dessert spoon!" "Gives me hope."- Hayley Kiyoko
by richyouth11 June 18, 2018
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Dubset

Used to describe a place, White plain New York, typically in regards to school activities/ events/ people etc.
The Dubset homecoming is tonight
Dubset home of the tigers
We out to dubset
by Slime.. October 13, 2019
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Liquid Dessert

(n) a slang term created for Johnnie Walker Gold Label Reserve. It is due in part to it's obvious and almost unmistakable resemblance in taste to cake and ice cream, but in whisky form. It is also one of the four key ingredients in a Johnnie Bomb.
Robby: Yo Nick try some of my Gold Label Reserve.

Nick: Ok. *takes a sip* That's gross it tastes too much like dessert to me.

Robby: It's Liquid Dessert.
by Johnnie Bomber June 10, 2014
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Dirt Dessert

Eatin’ that booty. When you take both hands, move things left and right and go right down the middle. Like taking that 7 iron and going right down the middle of the fairway.
Chelsey: Damn Zach, Dinner was wonderful. How about a little dirt dessert?

Zach: Damn girl, I appreciate the offer but I’ve got a dentist appointment in the morning.
by Sunday Morning May 27, 2019
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auspicious dissent

The YouTube channel where you wear a suit coat with no pants.
Did you see auspicious dissent look up his name in the thesaurus?
by Citadel June 3, 2021
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Dessert Cup

A Dessert Cup is a highly popular sex act between two males of which at least one of the two men must have an uncircumcised penis. Creation of a Dessert Cup will often, but not always, accompany the equally popular act of schnoodling.

A Dessert Cup is created when an uncircumcised male lays on his back and with a flaccid or erect penis grips his member and pushes the excess skin upwards. Once the skin is up over the penis head, the foreskin creates a "cup like" reservoir. Depending upon the shape and contour of the "cup" the other male may assist by shaping the foreskin to create the best opening and depth to the "cup" as possible. Upon "cup" preparation, the other male then proceeds to jerk off to climax. Upon cumming, the male then angles and aims and drops his load into the waiting "cup" and fills it full of cum, semen, man juice, goo.

At this point, the "cup" may runneth over which is highly desired. The Dessert Cup may then be enjoyed by the other male through fellatio or may be enjoyed by both as a shared cup and eaten with a spoon or shared via snowball. Alternatively, the foreskin may be released and pushed down at which time the hot load creates a lovely cock ganache and when released from the cup is used as lubricant for the male to jerk off.
Dan and Barry spent the evening schnoodling each other but the highlight of the night was Dan's filling of Barry's Dessert Cup which he quickly engulfed and greedily enjoyed all to himself.
by Eaton Holgoode April 7, 2014
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dusenberried

Words cannot define what it means to be dusenberried. Though this simple prose seems inadequate to describe such a magnificent act, it is my hope every one of you will witness it someday yourselves, if human retinas can withstand such glory.

One isn't dusenberried so much as survives it. A mating ritual beautiful in its brutality, it's characterized by both speed and effectiveness. Panties seem to drop within minutes of said Dusenberry engaging women of varying degrees (but always on the scale) of hotness. There's the nut…then the bolt…then the sick, inevitable feeling that they've been played by the master's hand.

Have you gone from feeling you've met your soulmate to feeling used and abused in a matter of hours? Have texts somehow seamlessly changed from trying to meet your parents to soliciting pictures of your naked body…and you find yourself giving in? And have you ever been lured to a party to find everyone else JUST left, and it's just the two of you and his boner? Then you, my dear, may have been lucky enough to get a taste of the Dusenberry.
"Why is Vanessa crying over some stranger???"
-"She just got dusenberried."
by synatwixt December 25, 2013
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