by J John Johnington IV December 27, 2008
Get the Dutch door action mug.Sitting on a terras and trying to waive the waiter for service but totally being ignored.
Bob: I have been trying to hail the waiter now for half an hour.
Alice: Yeah, they have Dutch service here.
Bob: I have been trying to hail the waiter now for half an hour.
Alice: Yeah, they have Dutch service here.
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A baked potato that has been sliced open, directly farted in, and then closed again to seal in flavor.
by Dutch Sandwitch April 16, 2018
Get the Double Irish with a Dutch Sandwich mug.a version of the dutch rudder, but is done with a total of three gentleman. One sits in the midde and, while the others hold their erect genitalia, moves the others arms back and forth in a rowing type motion.
by stokesdawgkillah April 7, 2010
Get the dutch rowing team mug.During sex, when the man and woman are nude, the women opens her legs and the man licks her pussy first to see if it is moist, and then take a straw and put it on the pussy and put your nose on the straw and smell the aroma of queef.
When T and B were doing- the-do in the bed, T took his bendy straw from his drawer, and inserted it on B's pussy, and immediately put his nostril on the straw and smelling her vagina, which started a dutch snorting.
by CareBearBieber December 10, 2010
Get the dutch snorting mug.The Dutch Lobster is not a sexual act, it's a Lobster from Holland. However, it sounds like a sexual act, at least to British and American ears.
The joke is asking someone if they know what a 'Dutch Lobster' is, and laughing as they explain the most lurid sexual act they can think of.
The term was coined by Simon Travaglia as part of his satirical column 'BOFH' on The Register website in 23rd September 2005
The joke is asking someone if they know what a 'Dutch Lobster' is, and laughing as they explain the most lurid sexual act they can think of.
The term was coined by Simon Travaglia as part of his satirical column 'BOFH' on The Register website in 23rd September 2005
"What the hell's a Dutch lobster?" the Boss asks.
"You've not travelled, have you?" the friend sighs, shaking his head.
"You've not travelled, have you?" the friend sighs, shaking his head.
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