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Dumbitchitis

A disease that causes women to refute all logic, ignore reason, and act like a total bitch to the total discredit of the female gender.

Other side affects of this illness may include: Mass use of social media to garner attention with ill-phrased text images, a bloated and undeserved ego, sense of pride in being called a bitch, dating abusive boyfriends while treating gentlemen like garbage, wearing revealing and/or skin tight clothing then complaining people are checking you out, raving about mediocre coffee houses, and/or going oversees to "find yourself" when you can barely afford to drive to work.

There is no known cure.
Rob: "Hey Joe, did you hear about Alice?"
Joe: "Ya her boyfriend beat here so she decided to take him with her to Paris to stay in hostiles, said she needed to find herself"
Rob: "Isn't she in massive credit debt, student loans?"
Joe: "Ya, but she quit her job so she could go on an extended trip with a broke abusive asshole who's on parole, said 'I just don't understand their relationship', sounds like she contracted a terminal case of dumbitchitis"
by RitztheWise November 2, 2018
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Dudical McNiggatron

A Dudical McNiggatron is a bad mofo that you do not want to mess with.
Hey, Dudical McNiggatron.
by Dudical McNiggatron October 20, 2003
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dudie

1) A word used to describe something as great, normally used when someone is feeling happy or exited.

2) A wod to call someone
1) "omfg even this sandwich is dudie!"

2) "hey dudie, 'sup?"
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dudical

Etymology: c. 1986 Surf culture
Combination of the words "radical" and "dude".

Used to describe something considered pleasing and/or revolutionary by the party concerned or pop culture in general.
"Have you seen the new Ferrari? Those air intakes are dudical!"
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Dumbis Cuntis

Nigel : Pardon my interruption Roger......over there.....is that a gaggle of dumbis cuntis?

Roger : Yes....yes indeed it is...great spotting my dear friend!
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dudinsky

noun.

1. extremely large shit
2. odoriforous stool caused by excessive consumption of alcohol and spicy food
Jay had to take a dudinsky during the exam.
by alfonso May 2, 2004
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dudits

the retarded guy in Stephen Kings Dreamcatcher. Played by Donnie Walberg in the Movie
Dwayne Smith was unknowingly referred to as dudits by several different family members. When they finally realized it, it became even funnier.
by Nancy Hicks July 26, 2006
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