Alpha Dugan

The most athletic, handsome, intelligent sex beast who just happens to have a micropenis.

Son: Wow look at that guy he's getting with so many girls!

Dad: Well obviously son, thats Alpha Dugan! He's a beast!

Son: Wow! Dad, when I grow up can I be like Alpha Dugan?

Dad: No.

by pattysouffle December 8, 2019

girl shouts wrong name during sex

A very common phenomenon in which a female undergoing the process of reproduction will exclaim the given title of a partner with whom she has previously undergone the reproductive process with.

"ohh fuck I like it Jerry," girl shouts wrong name during sex

"I'm Josh ,honey", her husband responded

by tallahssee May 24, 2018

The-ball-game-that-isnt-football-or-dodgeball-that-the-hopeless-people-play-during-games-where-they-body-people-and-tell-them-to-fuck-off

The game that isn't quite like any other ball game and is usually played by people who aren't good at other sports. Usually played by a small group of kids, generally unsupervised.

Today I played the-ball-game-that-isnt-football-or-dodgeball-that-the-hopeless-people-play-during-games-where-they-body-people-and-tell-them-to-fuck-off during PE class.

by TrainerGamer December 12, 2020

douginhymer

a piece of poop that hangs from you ass hole like a dingleberry that smells horid!

Dude, did you just drop a huge douginhymer in the bathroom? it smells like shit!

by buddintape June 17, 2010

DUing something about it

When you half ass or pay your way through something.

I was DUing something about it, that homework for business class, as in I paid my friend to do it.

by catatron October 12, 2009

doginthemafia

a dog thats in the mafia.

a dog, joined the mafia. hence doginthemafia

by doginthemafia September 25, 2011

hair pulling during sex

Power tugging - grabbing and pulling the hair of your lover during sex

When engaged in any type of sexual contact i.e. Coitus, foreplay etc and your partner grabs and pulls your hair during sex, hair pulling during sex

by Joz100 October 30, 2013