The Dumas

When a guy busts his load on the girls ass then wipes it all over her back with his cock.

After doing it the guy feels the need to make her back white, or make The Dumas.

by Chad Froke April 29, 2008

DTFAS

DTFAS stands for "Down To Fuck A Sausage" brought to us by the film Sausage Party

Hey bun, are you DTFAS?

by Superpete August 29, 2016

DFAS

An acronym for the words 'Down For A Sesh/Session'
The sesh/session here refers to a period where 1 or more people are smoking marijuana.

Johnny: Oh my God, I've had such a bad day.
Caroline: Really? DFAS to cheer you up?

Savannah: LETS GET DRUNK AND PARTY!
Paige: Na, I don't want a hangover , I'm working tomorrow.
Savannah: Oh, DFAS instead?
Paige: FUCK YES!

by geekpants April 9, 2011

Dufasary

A regal and noble position

I'm getting married, will you be my dufasary?

by tdwag1717 February 4, 2017

Dufusitis

Dufusitis is a persistant, apparent brain disorder affecting rational, functional, logical thoughts, typically during support calls. Key symptoms of dufusitis; repeated samples accompanied by stubbornness, short-sightedness and selfishness.

Man, that customer called again on the same issue-that's 3 days in a row, they must be suffering from dufusitis.

by lewcocoug May 4, 2009

Dufgasm

What happens when a Duf (or Doof) makes you laugh so hard you almost crap yourself. See lolgasm

Duf: You know it's bad when your grandma says you could make a good stripper...
Gabe: omg lolololololol!!! woo, I just Dufgasmed.

by Zack7psp December 6, 2010

dumassitude

referring to the general stupidity people show as "dumassitude" by vehemently rejecting any known common sense.

I blame the dumassitude

by oatmeal1979 April 8, 2011