duct tape thong

1) a painful alternative to waxing or shaving.
2) fat people who cannot afford/fit in to regular store-bought thongs go the route of the duct tape thong
3) what Kasia wears
4) what paul doesnt want to be strangled by
"I think she put some purple fabric around her duct tape thong to make it look real."
"Look at that fatty bowl in her duct tape thong, ewwwww!!!1"
by andyfellovernet June 15, 2003
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Smash & Duct Tape

To have intercourse with an underage party, or co-worker while keeping it under wraps.
But she's only 15!!!! No problem dog, just smash & duct tape.
by Bwana Harris October 17, 2006
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duct tape deathmatch

A high stakes high-risk street race. Racers hands are duct-taped to the wheel limiting the turning radius of the wheel.

Races are usually perfomed on hilly winding roads.

Racing in an automatic is impossible. Drifting in a stick shift is the only way to escape with your life.
"John challenged me to a duct-tape deathmatch. I wasn't worried--I had been practicing drifting in my Integra..."
by Duke December 28, 2004
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Duct Tape Trick

The act of wrapping duct tape around a hamster, than painfully having sexual relations with it. the duct tape is necessary to avoid any potential full-body hamster splitting
John: "When enjoying my glass of brandy just yestermonth, I thought of a swell idea."
Thomas: "Do tell, John."
John: "T'was what I call the duct tape trick! Yes, Rofus and I are quite happy together."
Thomas: "Needless to say you must have been quite inebriated when you decided this John"
John: "I concur."
by max bamberger December 02, 2005
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duct tape mafia

a mafia that has everything covered in duct tape: shoes' waletes, and even underwear, back packs originated in woodland,ca

all started with a sipmle braclet
wow did you see that hekka cool braclet i got, well im in the Duct tape mafia
by rudaffa October 13, 2007
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duct tape artist

A person that makes a simple pice of art, marking it at an unreasonable price. (Usally somthing you could easily do at home)
"Ugh. Look at those diva duct tape artists."

"Yea I know! I coud easily make a duct tape covered piece of cardboard! They even make books on it..."
by Aeronacat December 21, 2008
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duct tape moment

When someone is such an idiot that you really need duct tape to keep your head from exploding while you listen to them.
I was having a serious duct tape moment while that whiny guy with no kids was telling me how to parent mine.
by MsOwlWoman February 17, 2012
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