Baby Dicking

This is when a well hung man is having sex with a pregnant woman who is well into her pregnancy and her amniotic sack breaks and the baby latches onto the man's penis like it is a rope swing. The baby holds on for dear life and when the man pulls out, he pulls out his penis with a baby gripping onto it. Legend has it that this occurs mainly on island states or countries.

Dude I was ramming my wife last night and her water broke. Luckily I baby dicked her though so we did not have to go to the hospital for delivery. I pulled out and my dick flung up with the baby riding it like a rope swing! That was my first time ever baby dicking.

by biddietwirler February 24, 2019

ducking chubi

a less vulgar way of calling someone a fucking bitch. appears when texting using the T9 word function.

"wow, that dude over there is a ducking chubi."

by Mark889 May 19, 2008

ducking medium

the state of being desperately constipated.

Goofball 1: Man last night was not fun at all.
Goofball 2: How come man?
Goofball 1: I was ducking medium man, took me like three hours to get off the toilet man.
Goofball 2: Damn man.

by pseudonym.exe September 30, 2019

duckii

Duckii is a wonderful person who will always be your friend
They are a Cowbro. #cowbro #steakbro

"Hey Duckii"

by Maddiefox October 12, 2020

Ducking smoke

Hiding from a challenge or consequences

“I’m not going in there because Tre is in there.” Oh you ducking smoke?

by GerryFan December 19, 2020

Dockis

A cross between a dick, cock, and penis. When you don't know which to say to a girl, you combine them all. Dockis is the true scientific name for a dick, cock or penis. They are usually 1 - 24 inches in length, and come in many colors.

Boy: Hey would you wanna suck my dockis after school sometime?

Girl: I love sucking dockises, of course!

Boy: Sweet, my dockis is getting sorta hard.

Girl: Stop, or I'm going to punch you in your dockis.

by dockisrules April 6, 2011

Cheap Dickinsons Disease

A disease that infects both men and women, but is more common in 18-30 year old males. The symptoms include, not answering phone calls, disapearing for months at a time, loss of testosterone (or estrogen), crying while masturbating, no longer partying, and the loss of the ability to maintain arousal. The only known cure is to mercilessly ridicule the infected individual about loss of balls.

"Have you seen Brandon lately?"

"No, ever since he got married he's been suffering from a severe case of Cheap Dickinsons Disease

by FailChampion October 20, 2010