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[douchenoozle]

(noun) an idiotic moron whos actions are so ridiculous that their mere exisitience is a drain on society..... (see also: douchenoozling )
"97.6% of all cable news reporters, anchors, and producers are douchenoozles"

"that douchenoozle enjoys watching infotainment such as Abscess Hollywood, ET, and cable news"
by wachinpntdry March 26, 2009
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duchess

a square headed fellow , remenisent of Ram-Man. prone to injury
lukes a proper duchess
by baggy man March 29, 2005
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duchess

A fast food restaraunt found all over Connecticut. Natural habitat of irratible Mexicans. They make all their food to order, although one must be willing to wait a long time for the sluggish employees to deliver it. Also a habitat for elderly ladies and roaches. The drive thru is a great place to spend an hour of your day.

The cooks at Duchess don't speak English.

The heat doesn't work at Duchess.
"Daym Chris we need a better job"
"But then we'd have to do work"
"Dag."

That old lady is going to Duchess.

That guy doesn't speak English, so they'll probably make him a manager.
by Pinto March 9, 2004
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douchenbagel

1. a form of danish

2. an awesome way of exclamation
DOUCHENBAGEL!

Dude, you're such a douchenbagel
by MITHCELL CHESNEY February 28, 2005
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Duched

pronounced "dooshed".

hooking up with a dirty slut who may literally bite your dick offand give you an STD.
boy1 - "man i just hooked up with this chick taylar at a party!"

boy2- "awh, dude, you just got duched.. might want to get checked out.."
by crazYchomper February 4, 2010
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jew duche

Batman in the D&D dungeon!

Sometimes characterized as the d&d player using the most stealth and awkward movements!!
"Na na na na na na na na JEW DUCHE!"

Wow, did you see those moves batman has, what a Jew duche!!
by Widget Tits May 27, 2017
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douchenozzle

1) the tip that connects to the bottle and is inserted into a woman's vagina
during douche.

2) Someone who is beyond the normal
annoying stage.
Charlie wouldn't shut up during the concert, he was a complete douchenozzle
by mike short May 14, 2005
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