ducking

u misspelled "Fucking". congrats.

Someone: *texts me*
Me: Hey wsppp
Someone: hi uwu

me: wtf
Someone: wdym.. UnU
Me: u ducking weirdo get away from me
Someone: ducking? wut .-.
Me: ur making me ducking angry
Someone: 0-0
Me: my blood is ducking boiling
Someone: I- ;-;

by lolhahahsas December 23, 2020

ducking

to put the tips of your fingers and thumb together to make the shape of a duck's head, and inserting it into another person's orifice, most commonly the butthole.

"That bitch was so tight I had to duck her before I could get it in."

"One finger only please, stop ducking me!"

by drinkmylemonade February 16, 2010

Skull Ducking

Skull ducking is an ancient myan sport which involves tapping someone on the skull with the bill of a duck. Whoever can withstand being ducked for the longest time win. Although it is quite complicated and it involves the flexing of certain skeletal muscles to make the skull ducking last longer.

Recently, has been recommended by some that it should be an olympic sport.

We skull ducked for hours.
I Skull ducked your grandmother.
I dipped the remainder of my penis in a shit covered, hairy bloody, egg smelling, tuna infested, bubbling, vaginal puss farting hole after we were done Skull Ducking Your grandmother.

by The Brave Little Toaster June 2, 2009

ducking wreck

Not backing down from anyone or anything intimidating

That foo big but I ain't ducking wreck

by LilO974 July 24, 2017

Donald Ducking

Donald Ducking is for a guy to walk around naked with a boner wearing only a T-shirt.

One of the cadets in my pod likes to walk around Donald Ducking!

by eda-skip October 7, 2021

Ducking

Identical to dogging apart from the fact it takes place on a water vessel.

dogging carping piking

As Carrie stepped upon the Coronenberg, she knew she about to have the ducking experience of a lifetime...

by Razzle August 21, 2004

Ducking

The carrying out of this extreme natural event is so rare only a few people on the entire planet have had the opportunity to witness its sheer brutal capacity. 'Ducking' Involves that of two ducks going about their daily business, however don't be fooled by the calm and reserved persona of these creatures, as deep within they posses a deep desire to cause pain and misery for that of their own species... When 'ducking' occurs, a male duck grabs the female violently around the neck pulling it into its own control, then submerges the female duck into the murky water beneath in a terrifying vortex of power. The fighting couple re-surface meters from where they entered, and at this point the male duck jumps on top of the shell shocked female duck, engaging in violent and painful humping actions, which can only be described as horrifying. After a few seconds the male duck jumps off and flees to avoid the wrath of an angry hormonal female duck after enduring been 'ducked' and brutally attacked. Just a few minutes after this terrible ordeal the ducks retreat to eating bread and generally floating around aimlessly... The ability of these innocent ducks to cause so much pain illustrates that of sheer beasts , of which should be approached with extreme caution. Overall ducks remain a un-harmful species but must be approached with caution.... Didn't think duck rape was possible?... It is now!

Ducking is a serious cause of over population

by BButcher555 April 21, 2011