Drunkalanche

When a group of drunks tumble down the stairs of a bar, gathering up innocent folks as they go.

What are all these people doing laying here at the bottom of the stairs? Must have been a drunkalanche.

by The Aged Sage April 6, 2011

DRUNKSAUSTED

WHEN YOU FEEL TWICE AS FUCKED UP BECAUSE YOU ARE DOING HARD WORK WHILE POUNDING BOOZE

I'VE BEEN MOWING AND CRUSHING BEERS ALL DAY BABE....I'M TOO DRUNKSAUSTED FOR SEX

by DADDYGROUNDBEEF June 14, 2013

drunkyard

A person who loves drinking a yardy.

Izaac sugrue is a not a drunkyard but he's the king of shit. we love him though.

by Redphoenix729 May 3, 2014

DrunkDash

The act of ordering food on Doordash or similar delivery apps while drunk.

Hailey: Let's get food!
Shelby: I am SO WASTED!

Hailey: I'll just DrunkDash us some drunk food then.

by Four Loko Frat Guy December 13, 2022

Drunkass

When an individual appears and acts drunk or just generally crazy while they're not under the influence of alcohol or drugs.

Usually caused by lack of sleep

Linda: thE UNICORNS ARE BREAKING INTO THE HOUSE AND STEALING ALL OF MY DISHSOAP!!

Hank: Linda, are you drunkass again? It's almost 5am, go to bed.

Linda: IM LAUGHING AT THE WALLS

by rebkedavra March 13, 2016

Second-Hand Drunkness

a state of intoxication where the said "drunk" person did not have a sip of alcohol but seems to be in an intoxicated state. Mostly prevalent in the Irish or Celtic people because of their inherited ability to absorb alcohol from the air, with a high enough concentration.

At the wedding, young Patrick and Bridget seemed to be drunk even though they could not possibly be. Aunt Eileen nudged her husband and said "must be the second-hand drunkness."

by Bridget Boyle October 14, 2007

drunktarded

A state of being in which you are so drunk, that you feel that you may or may not be mentally retarded.

I was so drunktarded at the party last night, I don't remember if I took a jacket or not.

by FriendlySpatula November 5, 2005