When someone you dont find attractive stares at you often, and for lengthy periods of time, the uneasy feeling you get is called, "Drummered"
John: Damn dude, i had to leave the room, Ed was staring at me for a solid 7 minutes, i started feeling real Drummered
Pat: Yea man, hes a real creeper.
Pat: Yea man, hes a real creeper.
by St_patrick-Sledgehammer7569 July 6, 2017
Drummers are wild and crazy. Most of them are douche bags who cheat on you. A handful don't even know what they are doing. They think with their...well nevermind lol.
by Katie is right! May 19, 2014
someone who hangs out with musicians.
All the definitions I have seen so far are written by drummers, or people who thinks the stereotype is false, but...
dude, drummers don't have real notes. Any dumbshit can tell difference between a quarter note and a whole note. A guitarist on everything known to man, that sees the iguanas in their eyeballs, can keep in time.
Drummers are necessary in bands, but so are microphones, and neither are musicians.
All the definitions I have seen so far are written by drummers, or people who thinks the stereotype is false, but...
dude, drummers don't have real notes. Any dumbshit can tell difference between a quarter note and a whole note. A guitarist on everything known to man, that sees the iguanas in their eyeballs, can keep in time.
Drummers are necessary in bands, but so are microphones, and neither are musicians.
Drummer: Dude, you're such an junkie. You can't even read your notes, keep in time or do anything, shit head.
Guitarist: I can read my notes, but more than that, I have notes. You have the timing for your instrument, and nothing else. You don't play a tuned instrument, and no one even fucking knows your name. There's a reason that no one knows your name, and it's not because everyone's conspiring against you to keep drummers down.
Drummer:...
Guitarist: Here, take one of these. It'll help.
*Guitarist hands drummer a pill.*
Drummer: What is it?
Guitarist: Does it matter?
Guitarist: I can read my notes, but more than that, I have notes. You have the timing for your instrument, and nothing else. You don't play a tuned instrument, and no one even fucking knows your name. There's a reason that no one knows your name, and it's not because everyone's conspiring against you to keep drummers down.
Drummer:...
Guitarist: Here, take one of these. It'll help.
*Guitarist hands drummer a pill.*
Drummer: What is it?
Guitarist: Does it matter?
by bornless May 24, 2009
The worst and most insulting insult ever. Drummer is used as a word to describe the most stupid, most retarted, most unimportant humans and/or living things that ever existed.
Person A: Oh my gosh did you just run into a parked car?
Person B: Yes I thought it would feel good.
Person A: You're a drummer!
Person B: I'm sorry (sigh), i was too stupid to play bass...
Person B: Yes I thought it would feel good.
Person A: You're a drummer!
Person B: I'm sorry (sigh), i was too stupid to play bass...
by Renji MB July 11, 2008
a drummer is the backbone of a band but always thinks he is the best person in the hole world because he thinks he has talent
and he is always a dickhole
and he is always a dickhole
a, hey do you know john
b, yeah i hate him he thinks hes so cool
a, why what do you mean
b, hes a drummer
b, yeah i hate him he thinks hes so cool
a, why what do you mean
b, hes a drummer
by nobodys cool April 11, 2009
by Inspiratron December 27, 2007
two people after a gig
Man thats one great band, yeah but did you notice who the drummer was?
The drummer? hell no, does anybody notice who the drummer is of any band? its irrelevent!
Man thats one great band, yeah but did you notice who the drummer was?
The drummer? hell no, does anybody notice who the drummer is of any band? its irrelevent!
by happyslapper December 9, 2007