drowning in the baby pool

To spend time wallowing in misery over trivial, materialistic, and superficial matters. The baby pool is never deep.

Casandra: What's wrong with Belinda? I texted her and she sent back all tearful emoji's.
Carrie: She saw that Brenda posted about her new finery shoes and that Brenda got more likes than she did when she posted about her new sandals.
Cassandra: So she's drowning in the baby pool again? I should have known. Just for that I'm liking Brenda's shoes!!!

by von groovy June 20, 2017

drowning

A term used in english football to describe a team which has survived five successive waves from a set-piece but has reached a point of desperation where they will be lucky not to concede a goal. At this stage, positions become irrelevant, no defensive line is held and any part of the body is used to try and block the ball.

Commentator: "Wave after wave is coming at them, it does not look they can cope for much longer. They're drowning!"

by tonypulis08 June 7, 2018

mafia drowning

Securing a weight to ones foot (i.e. cement shoes) and tossing them into a body of water

Did you hear about George? I heard he pissed off the wrong people and got an old school mafia drowning

by What the ass November 5, 2017

Give a drowning man a glass of water

Used to describe someone who has no heart or compassion and won't put themselves in other's shoes.

Capt. B.J. Hunnicut:
Major Burns would give a drowning man a glass of water.

Corporal Walter Eugene O'Reilly:
Should you give a drown...

Capt. B.J. Hunnicut:
Major Burns has no heart.

by Pcpyro October 24, 2022

drowning

Refers to the action of constant gasping for breaths when laughing, while toking. The same affect as an asthma attack. Laughing is so hard one can not breath.

kid: 'yo i feel like i'm drowning.'

by sardan October 2, 2006

drowning the cat

when a female submerges her naughty bits under water

She dropped her beach towel and walked into the water waist high, therby drowning the cat.

by EWAS June 20, 2008

Drowning Game

A game, popular among teens, in which the participant fills his lungs with water as a source of natural high. Once he has nearly drowned, his friend attempts to perform CPR on him. If it is successful, the two switch roles and repeat. Usually the source of water is a swimming pool or body such as an ocean or lake, but other methods have been employed, such as pouring a two-liter bottle of water into the nose. Other names include CPR Game, Kiss 'Em or Miss 'Em, Funeral Game, Two-Liter Game, California Wave, California Waves, Oh Fuck, California Roulette, Dead Kid Game, Ertrinkenspiel, Juego de Ahogamiento, Hockey

Guy 1: "Dude, let's play Drowning Game!"

Guy 2: "OK, what's that?"

Guy 1: "I'll show you. Let me get the two-liter."

Guy 2: "What?"

Guy 1 *returns, pouring a two-liter bottle of water down his nose*: "Like this!"

Guy 2: "What the fuck, stop doing that!"

Guy 1: "It's OK. You'll do CPR on me."

Guy 2: "I don't know CPR. Fuck, stop doing that."

Guy 1 *drowns*

Guy 2: "God damn it."

by Ertrinkenspiel October 9, 2011