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drowning head

An extreme type of sinking head. VERY wide and narrow. Similar to Arnold's head on the cartoon "Hey, Arnold!" Known to drown; very dense.
"Hey, Arnold!"
"What?"
"You have a drowning head!"
"Really? Then, dump me in the river and see if I really drown!"
"Okay!"
Arnold drowns and dies, much to the dismay of Helga.
by daniel June 17, 2004
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dry drowning

I legit don't know tell me what dry drowning means
by Tell me I don't know January 25, 2018
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Drowning Webster

The act of going to the bathroom to take a no.2. Also known as taking a dump, taking a shit, drop a deuce etc.
Bill: Sorry I was late for the meeting sir, but I was busy drowning webster.

Boss: No problem it happens to the best of us Bill.
by Matt1983 February 16, 2009
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Drowning David Hasselhoff

The act of intercourse, usually a quickie. Inserting a penis (David Hasselhoff) into a moist vagina for a period of time thereby drowning him.
Billy is in the other room with his girlfriend, drowning David Hasselhoff.
by CooterBlues December 2, 2010
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drowning in the baby pool

To spend time wallowing in misery over trivial, materialistic, and superficial matters. The baby pool is never deep.
Casandra: What's wrong with Belinda? I texted her and she sent back all tearful emoji's.
Carrie: She saw that Brenda posted about her new finery shoes and that Brenda got more likes than she did when she posted about her new sandals.
Cassandra: So she's drowning in the baby pool again? I should have known. Just for that I'm liking Brenda's shoes!!!
by von groovy June 20, 2017
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drowning

A term used in english football to describe a team which has survived five successive waves from a set-piece but has reached a point of desperation where they will be lucky not to concede a goal. At this stage, positions become irrelevant, no defensive line is held and any part of the body is used to try and block the ball.
Commentator: "Wave after wave is coming at them, it does not look they can cope for much longer. They're drowning!"
by tonypulis08 June 7, 2018
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Droning

Similar to swatting but using a military drone to take out your social media opponent
Iranian Maj. Gen. Quasem Soleimani was making fun of me on instagram so I called in a drone strike on him. He was a victim of a droning.
by Star Butterfly0130 January 4, 2020
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