dracula biscuit

jon: tits are always better on goth girls

rick: yeah but then they are dracula biscuits
by jesus chrissssst June 13, 2012
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Gangster Dracula

When one becomes so gangsterish, that they must feed off the blood of the none gangsterish. Making them a Fangster. The most powerful of all Fangsters is Gangster Dracula.
"You can't possibly compare me and Billy D. Williams. You just can't do it, it's impossible, we're both Gangster Dracula's."
by Nikolli Black January 04, 2010
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Dracula's curse

A fart so evil in nature it can only be properly described as Dracula's curse.
Alan:*phhhhhhhhhhhttt*

Jay: Dude! WTF!? was that?

Alan:Yo that's Dracula's curse right there!
by issaru00 May 28, 2009
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Dracula penis

A condition in which the penis appears to be wearing a cape; often the result of a partial circumcision during infancy, after which the remaining foreskin has grown much longer over the years.
On that night, it wasn't his Twilight obsession that concerned her; it was what to do with his Dracula penis.
by Thomas A Edison November 01, 2010
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Kim Dracula

He’s a musician artist who makes the so much good songs. Songs: Killdozer, Paparazzi, SAY PLEASE, 1-800 CLOSE-UR-EYES. Billionaire (hes making a new song i bet.)
She: Hey who’s Kim Dracula?
Him: Fuckin what? WHOS KIM DRACULA? HE DRIVES A MOTHER FUCKING ARMY TANK BUDDY AND HE MAKES MUSIC AND HE GO’S VROOM VROOM.
She: ok...
by evanipunkin January 13, 2021
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dracula biscuits

A gothic person's tits, if they are large.
"Damn, look at the knockers on that goth!"
"Yeah, they're big enough to be dracula biscuits!"
by Janis June 26, 2004
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The count dracula

When you stick it in her butt, nut, bite her on the neck and leave
Man I did the Count Dracula and she got pissed.
by Bolony1 May 21, 2019
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