doing doughnuts 

riding around in tight circles in a car, often resulting in circular tire-marks on the pavement reminiscent of doughnuts.

doing doughnuts in an SUV is bound to lead to a roll-over.

doing doughnuts by minghi January 29, 2004

Doughnut Run 

When a male places a large round doughnut around his penis and proceeds to then have anal intercourse with a woman. When about to ejaculate, the male will pull out and "glaze" the donut with his semen. Finally, the female will eat the glazed donut.

Guy 1: "My girl was hungry last night"
Guy 2: "you didn't...."
Guy 1: "you're damn straight I took her for a doughnut run"

Doughnut Run by HughHefner69 November 14, 2013

Hurts Doughnut 

-phrase-(HURTS DOUGH-nit) Commonly used as a joke before a fight. Usually asked in context of a question to confuse the victim, so as to make them think you're offering them a doughnut. When said properly, you're supposed to make out the words "Hurts, don't it?" in a southern-like accent.

Season 7 Episode 6 of "Family Guy" (approx. 12:28)
Peter Griffin to Omar "Hey Omar! Want a hurts doughnut?"
Omar to Peter Griffin "Um...OK?"
Peter Griffin punches Omar in the face.
Peter Griffin to Omar "Hurts, don't it?"
Peter Griffin laughs.

Hurts Doughnut by Tamaki-chan March 29, 2009

doughnut 

The policeman's staple food.

Bad cop! No donut!

doughnut by thug February 17, 2003

doughnut pants 

Being either sweat or wind type pants. These pants are worn by law enforcment persons,that regular pants are to uncomfortable due to the amount of yummy pastries during a shift.

Hey officer, are you okay? It looks like your doughnut pants are on fire. There's nothing to see here mam! I was enjoying several beer whips with my pastry. When the bungson burner I was doing went 10 atom 12. You had better get back to your rusty brass quartet.

doughnut pants by flame thrower March 26, 2009

Kobe Doughnut 

The turd tide-line residing on one's (typically but not excluded to) index finger after having been removed from one's or A.N.Other's anus.

- "If you liked it, then you should've put a ring on it."
- "Are you forgetting the Kobe Doughnut?"

- "That's not just a bad paint job you're looking at on the toilet walls..."
- "Whoa - that's like, Kobe Doughnuts drawn with, like, Kobe Doughnuts!"
- "Yeah..."

Kobe Doughnut by dirtyChef November 25, 2013

Take a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut 

basically go fuck yourself

"Take a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut, cocksucker"

Take a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut by Mary November 24, 2003