douchetination

A locale or establishment frequented by douchebags.

Joe slicked back his hair, put on his biggest gold chain and his fanciest Zubas, hopped in his Escalade, cranked up some Eddie Money and headed for his favorite douchetination, Hooters.

by a lawyer but not a douche November 21, 2010

Douchetool

Somebody who is a tool, and a douchebag.

Derek is a douchetool.

by PoopyMath February 4, 2010

DoucheCon

Term used to describe the gathering of more than one dudebro or frat boy-type. Such gatherings are generally characterized by matching pastel polos with popped collars, white baseball caps, Heineken, and Jagerbombs.

Check out all the popped collars; it's like "DoucheCon '08".

by popculturista June 12, 2008

Urban Douchemonger

An Urban Dictionary representative that reads ALL submitted definitions and does not approve epic material.

Dude1: Hey! did they submit your word?

Dude2: no!

Dude1: What a Urban douchemonger.

by Charles xavier whiskers IV October 23, 2011

douchebonnet

The driver of a truck that has a crappy bonnet on it.

"That guy is such a douchebonnet."

by Iesus Christus March 18, 2008

Douchetool

A person, generally a man, characterized by bad hair, trendy tattoos, and earrings; usually smells strongly of both body spray and alcohol.

Moronic, unemployed loser.
Said person is both a "Douche" and a "Tool."

douchetool douche tool douchebag

by lisalisadep October 28, 2009

douchetonomy

the study of how and why people act like douche bags

Douchetonomy class was hard, we learned about the psychological effect on others

by the douche doctor December 12, 2010