douchenoggin

HIGH-larious insult...

Hey Rob.B, You're a Douchenoggin!!

by GiantBrain February 4, 2008

douchedick

A male who always tries to be better that another male in every way. Also a guy who blocks your cock so he can try only to fail in the end.

Hot girl "Hey adam i love your shirt"
adam "thanks, can i get your number"
Douchedick "I taught him how to wear shirts like that, talk to me instead"
adam "fuckin douchedick"

by EdgarMayneeeeeeee January 30, 2008

douchedar

The keen sense that some individuals have that allows them to sense or spot other people who are douchebags. The sense allows them to potentially identify douchebags even when the douchebag maybe trying to conceal their doucheness

The guy walked in the door and my douchedar was going off like crazy and that was before I even saw his trucker hat and popped collar.

by senior dirty sanches April 16, 2008

douched

To be screwed over in a displeasing way

Dude those tickets are over priced... yah I know I got douched.

by Josh Takko July 31, 2005

douchenigga

A person who is being described as a nigga, perhaps talking like one or dressing in baggy clothes(thats not a sterotype), and who is currently being douchy or a Douche. This word is not raciest at all.

Kenneth, your being a complete DOUCHENIGGA, please cut the shit.

by ®yan September 9, 2007

Douchen Baggen

A German douche bag.

Man that German guy was such a Douchen Baggen.

by spacedokke August 2, 2008

douchen

the act of being a douche bag

wow this annoying kid next to me is really douchen it right about now.

by Dirty kurty February 4, 2009