doucheturd

A brainless indivisual, or someone also known as a mook. Also used to describe a person that resembles a turd at the same time as performing the same functions as a douche.

Ben, How did you miss that shot, you doucheturd?!

by Mappelbaum November 26, 2007

Douche Lord

Ruler of all that is douchey; a.k.a the male race

Wow. He hasn't called me back. What a douche lord.

by melcourt August 25, 2010

Douchepoodle

An outstanding example of a fuckwit.

The person who keyed my car is a total douchepoodle.

by RaunchyPumpkins February 20, 2017

Mount Douchemore

A person whose incredible douchebaginess earns them the right to be enshrined in stone form on a "Mount Rushmore" like site.

Guy 1- Hey someone called for you
Douchebag- Oh yeah, who?
Guy 1- The North Dakota Dept of Parks and Recreation
Douchebag- What the hell did they want
Guy 1- They need a picture of you for your bust on Mount Douchemore.

Douchebag- STFU!
Guy 1- You'll be between Dick Cheney and Rush Limbaugh

by Dick Goesenya April 4, 2011

douchedork

Someone who is a dork and therefore not cool enough to even be a douchebag, but who tries so hard to act cool that they blur the line between dork and douchebag.

Dustin Diamond is a douchedork.

by JGbrk July 9, 2009

douchecloud

someone who wears red turtle necks, is against weed, and won't yiff.

You're a douchecloud

by i am hip October 20, 2014

Douchetard

Douchetard is a combination of douchebag and retard.

It works on so many levels because, when you are speaking to someone who is both a douchebag and a retard, you certainly don't want to lose any more time than you have to.

As an added bonus for montrealers, douchetard is close enough to Couchetard that you'll say it without even noticing.

Derek: Omg, did you see Demi Lovato's new hair?

Alice: Derek, you're such a fucking douchetard.

by popcycles June 21, 2010