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douchebagenstein

A word derived from a proper name and a familiar word; douchebag and Frankenstein. The combination of these two words suggests a douchebag (see def.) and something completely mutated personified. The combination of the two is defined as such:

1. someone who has taken the act of being a douchebag to extremes never seen before, making the concept of doucheness "come alive".
"I'd really like to go home right now, because this is extremely boring, but my boss is being a total douchebagenstein."
by AFG11 June 16, 2009
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douchebagarina

A spoiled woman. Most often characterized as being obnoxious, ungrateful, rude and impatient
Woman: "I would like an oil change, tire rotation and alignment... How long is that going to take? - I've got a nail appointment in 15 minutes".

Service Manager: "No problem, Ma'am... We'll have you out of here in 7 minutes and 12 seconds".

Technician: "Fuck that fucking douchebagarina, her fucking douchebag-Prius-piece-of-fucking-shit and fuck YOU!.... 15 minutes! Dumb mother-fuckers!
by H.A.D.E. November 7, 2010
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random douchebag

That guy, usually someone you don't know, that ruins an otherwise good picture by pulling a stupid face.
Ladies, that would've been a hot picture too bad that random douchebag is lurking in the background.
by Jackie Dee April 9, 2008
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Omegathon Douchebag

a person who is such a douchebag, someone had to come up with a new adjective to describe how large of a douchebag they are
Nick can be an Omegathon Douchebag
by Mr. ICANWINTHEGAME February 7, 2010
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Douchebag

a guy that is a royal jerk and will one day get his. a typical loser jerkface asshole who lies to girls, doesn't know how to be a man and is a big pussy.
by ihateyoualways August 28, 2009
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Captain Douchebag

An assclown that generally speaks as if they know what they are talking about however has no fucking clue. Different than just the plain assclown by their pure consistancy has earned a rank of captain, yet are not quite the level of an admiral, which requires a lifelong dedication to being a douchebag.

Can also be identified by their need to tell long winded retarded stories about their friends who are also douchebags of lower rank with lame nick-names consisting of the names "bone" and "dawg."
Shit lets go, here comes captain douchebag again.
by DrSmooth June 22, 2005
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Is That A Douchebag Rule?

When somebody is intentionally doing something against the rules when its not "technically in the rulebook"
The thirdbaseman was kicking dirt as the batter was at the plate when Fred yelled out "Is that a douchebag rule? I know its not a regular rule, but is that a douchebag rule??? I just wanna know, seems like a douchebag rule to me..."
by XtremeMiggie17 July 15, 2011
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