Douchecarrot

A guy from the shore area of New Jersey with an orange tan and green hair.

Guy 1: Who's that?
Guy 2: Oh, that's just the resident douchebag.
Guy 1: You mean douchecarrot?
Douchecarrot: Bitch, I get so much pussy you have a small dick!
Guy 1: Yeah, I'm pretty sure girls masturbate with you all the time, Mr. Carrot.

by EggtasticTaco June 16, 2011

douchebucket

A douchebucket is some asshaberdasher who far exceeds the douchebaggery of a common, garden-variety douchebag.

{Seen in the description of a drone video on YouTube}:

While I was flying the drone, I "heard" a jingle for Bob's Discount Furniture but with altered lyrics.
To wit:

♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics ♪
♪ From your åšs#Ø£€ to your ṕ€nµs ♪
♪ Some douchebucket piddled in a shoe!!! ♪
{~1.5 second pause}
♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics! ♪

by Telephony January 16, 2021

Douchecapades

Any act that makes a person a douche or makes them look like a douchebag. Can include self-indulgent or any act that enhances or exemplifies the subject douche.

Dude 1: Did you hear? That guy gives money to the homeless.

Dude 2: That's just one of his many douchecapades lately.

by iamthestigsmexicancousin November 3, 2009

Douchebug

A special brand of douchebag that wears exceptionally large aviator sunglasses, causing them appear like an insect.

Haha, look at that douchebug over there with the six popped collars and aviators the size of dinner plates!

by maowai May 12, 2011

Douchecheddar

a word used to define the most idotic of idotic people.

for example, when talking about someone who makes you angry... "He is SUCH a douchecheddar!"

or

douchecheddar can be used to replace the word 'tool' or even 'player'

''wow, your such a douchecheddar"

by PANTS727 December 4, 2010

douchebuggery

The act of cleaning up with a vinegary solution after your rectal cavity has been violated by an insensitive person or object or if you are removing your own head from your rectal cavity, the necessary and well advised cleaning process that ensues.

"Oh darn, I wish I had more time, but I can't talk now. I have to go and clean up after my daily rectocranialinversion so I will call you back later". Now that is some serious douchebuggery.

by ptsheddachshund September 9, 2009

Doucheapalooza

1. Any large congregation of douches. AKA Frat houses.

2. A single person who is being Douchetastic, so much so that the individual has created an entire atmosphere of douchiness.

Stevie: I banged your sister last night.

Jeff: You are doucheapalooza.

by Nig-Nag June 6, 2009