doucherocket

douche douchebag: A rocket propelled douchebag. A douche with an extra kick. Douchebag alternative.

"Johnny is such a flaming doucherocket"

by Alexandra Cannon January 26, 2005

Douberry

A word thats is a combination of Douchebag and Dingleberry for those special people who exceed both.

That girl is what too hot to be hanging out with that fuckin' Douberry.

by Matty Johnson November 14, 2006

El Doucherino

The king of all douches, dousche quiefs, douche bags, etc.

Greg is the El Doucherino of doucherton.

by Douche master May 3, 2008

douchery

N. - An act of douche-like quality; a place where the art of douchery is practiced.

Alternate spelling: doucherie (archaic)

"I'm sick of working at this douchery."

"When you turned on me in that meeting - that was some serious douchery."

"Forsooth, latent asshole, thou hast wandered oft through the land of doucherie, where politician weaves his tale and pigeon doth shit on thy head."
- Lord Elbenworth

by Lord Cyrinald November 29, 2007

doucheroni

Macaroni and Cheese that is being eaten by a douchebag. Also part of a common saying (refer to 2nd example below) that implies that the person being spoken to is acting like a douchebag.

1. Look at that douchebag eating his doucheroni.
2. Stop eating so much doucheroni!

by baltimoron March 11, 2008

doucebagetry

ye olde word for "the act of being a bag of douce."

"lancelot, your doucebagetry will not be tolerated!"
" waheva"

by old greggggg March 28, 2009

douceh

When a douche attempts to offend another person by labelling them a douche (typically over the internet), yet fails miserably in spelling their attack correctly.

Cool person: Your mom was pretty fucking good last night.
Douche: Shut uppppp, your such a douceh :(

by hipsterdbag November 4, 2010