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Double Beacher

A single piece of fecal matter, excreted from the bowels, that has sufficient size and tensile strength to poke out of the toilet water on two sides. In other words, it beaches on two sides of the toilet. Usually worth a picture or bringing a friend to see before tarnishing with toilet paper, etc.
Man did I take a huge crap after that eating contest. It was a double beacher!
by beacherman July 30, 2009
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Double Betsy

A Double Betsy refers to the act of defecating and vomiting simultaneously.
After a long night of drinking and eating seafood, Russell sat on a toilet holding a garbage can so he could successfully double betsy.
by murdock3383 December 12, 2011
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Double Bubble Blast

The act of receiving a blowjob while the girl has gum in her mouth. As time continues, the girl quickly pulls the gum over his dick to make a condom. The guy then begins to fuck said girl and upon ejaculating, the gum will "blow a bubble". Said girl then pops the bubble resulting in a facial.
Stranger A: yo bro! Did you hear about _______!?
Stranger B: naw man, what happened?
Stranger A: he double bubble blasted the shit out of ________!
by Rememberthatonetime? November 9, 2011
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double bounce

(Non Sexual)
A play on the dynamics of a typical backyard trampoline (and possibly others), requiring two people... one person jumping, the other person standing near the outer springs, ready to initiate the double bounce at the appropriate moment.

At a certain point in the air (timing is crucial, but relative to the individuals taking part), the person standing off to the side stomps down near the landing area of the trampoline just as the jumper comes in.

The initial stomp and following landing result in more force being applied downward than the jumper is able to initiate on his/her own. When successful, the jumper will be propelled significantly higher than usual.
Yo, let's go to my little cousin's house and goof off on his trampoline. I wanna get double bounced and see if I can get higher than the roof of their house.
by grimcity August 14, 2011
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Double Bud

To hold a budlight in one hand and a pipe packed with pot in the other.
Last night I double buded and got fucked up.
by Kyle Montooth January 1, 2007
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double bromega

when two bros split an adderall anally to get the job done. double bromega.
bob and wes couldn't decide on the last half, so they double bromegaed.
by Sir Biff June 16, 2015
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double ball penitration

When having sex with a girl you put your balls into her butt hole. Caution dont not let her tighten her butt muscles hard this can result in a broken ball or two. If your having anal sex try inserting your balls in to her vagina. Variants include single ball penitration, and the more common zero ball penitration.
Obama -"I was having sex with this pornstar in my dreams and she told me to insert my balls in her ass ."

Clinton-" Me and hillary call that double ball penitration"
by anonanalballs January 27, 2013
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