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Dosser

The term used to describe what is stereotypically, a man in his mid 30's, who's discovered how to survive solely on the tax payers money. This man has gotten so used to freebies, he has made peace he will never return to work.

The majority of dossers can be found in close proximity to a Butlins, and more often than not named "Scott".
Friend: "Hey big man, how was work today? Do you fancy some CoD?"

Scott: **typically replies only after 3pm** "Alright mert, just woke up. Yeah go on, I'll smash a few heads in. I'll be online all night, it's like I've gotta get to work in morning lol X"

Friend: "haha you're such a dosser MC larvo"
by Therealskemshady May 17, 2022
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Dosser

A person who doesn’t work and relies on other sources for cash.
She sits on her arse all day instead of working, what a dosser.

He spends all of his time at the pub and spends more time drinking than he does working, dosser!
by RachyMay January 11, 2021
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DOSSER

A WORD INVENTED BY THE BRIT'S TO THAT HAS NO MEANING AND MEANS NOTHING
YOU BLOODY DOSSER IDD SHAG YA MOM IF SHE WASN'T UGLY
by WACKYJK33 July 8, 2022
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Dirty dosser

A trampy individual that is highly lazy
'Hes such a dirty dosser' i know he is
by Theirishkingy January 2, 2019
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Dosser

Someone who gets in the ring and try’s to beat the best boxer in the world Harry “Boo Boo” Davies
Omg he thinks he can smoke boo boo what a Dosser
by De’Andrade bobo November 28, 2021
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Dosser

A dosser is term commonly used the south-west of ireland to describe someone who doesn’t have a job, doesn’t want to do anything productive or anything to better their lives. A lot of these people live off social welfare payments (dole heads) to sit back and do nothing while their friends and family partake in education or employment.

A lot of dossers take drugs, drink alcohol, and complain about their dossery livelihoods all while doing absolutely nothing to change it.
Look at that stupid dosser doing absolutely nothing with himself”
“What a dosser she is for not going to school”
“His friends are a bunch of dossers”
by .slangmaster. January 25, 2024
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Dosser

You know that dunscroft lad Ricky sears he is a dosser
Ricky sears is a dosser
by Helicopters are beaut January 13, 2021
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