dorkus malorkus

The scientific name for a whale's penis.

Wow, that dorkus malorkus is pretty big.

by gracie March 2, 2005

dorkpussy

the guy at work who puts up cubicle extenders and pees into a wad of toilet paper standing up in a stall

Hey dude dorkpussy is in the stall soaking a wad again

by skunkspunk May 26, 2015

dorkus

OnE cOoL dOrK..yea feel me..??

RiCcAH nd ViViaN are DorKuS..

by Vivian February 17, 2003

Dorkus Pants

A guy who doesn't know a super ridiculously awesome girl when he comes across her.

I can't believe that dorkus pants tried to get his cock out on the internet again.

by Tripleswirl May 24, 2010

DORKUS MACORKUS

A member of the human species who constantly act like dorks.

Dude 1: People think I'm cool cause I'm so funny.
Dude 2: No they don't you dorkus macorkus

by Dan Straight September 19, 2016

dormouse

1) a animal similar to a squirrel but smol, lifes in Europe and is said to be endangererd

2) sb who sleeps often and long, is pretty chill, but unreliable due to this at times

G11 from Girl's Frontline is a dormouse

HK416: "You stupid dormouse. I should've stuffed your head into that barrel of Sauerkraut last night."

G11: "...." *sleeps away*

by Zirpharis March 9, 2021