Doris is a confused turkey/bird/ostrich that can’t decide which one it wants to be. On the other hand, they are very good listeners but can’t ever focus on one thing for too long. If you’re dating a Doris, it has to be some kind of miracle that they either got over their social anxiety to ask you out, or they didn’t freeze up saying yes.
We still have 20 minutes until lunch, how did Doris manage to get by the teacher without her noticing?
by mariananananana November 18, 2019
Get the Dorismug. by Gwen Stefani Grrl November 29, 2003
Get the dorimug. by claire May 3, 2004
Get the dory or dory momentmug. Often known as a retard, wall licking, yapping freak that doesnt know when to shut up. Often talks to wind and walls. Doesnt like males. Finds everyday life very hard. Very forgetful but will always be around to snuggle under the covers. =)
by Nikki & Brittany January 30, 2009
Get the doriemug. Cigarette. Cannot, however, be used in the same sentence as the word 'smoke', because the essence of the term stems from its total lack of connection to smoking or cigarettes.
"Let's go huff a dory."
or
"That test was ROUGH. I need to go outside and snatch a dory."
or
"Is it cool to burn a dory in your apartment?"
INCORRECT would be:
"Can I smoke a dory of yours?"
or
"That test was ROUGH. I need to go outside and snatch a dory."
or
"Is it cool to burn a dory in your apartment?"
INCORRECT would be:
"Can I smoke a dory of yours?"
by 'Dena March 11, 2010
Get the Dorymug. a) a hip mamacita who hates people that "tYpe lYke DiSh" because they are complete morons that should be pushed into a pit of fire
b) sexy and intelligent
b) sexy and intelligent
by Doris February 16, 2004
Get the Dorismug.