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soggy doormat

When a lady doesn't shave her lady garden so it becomes bushy or doormat like and a man pulls out and spaffs on it.
Pulled a bird last week and gave her a right soggy doormat, pull out game is strong.
by Shaven demon October 6, 2019
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dormant seed

a person at a party who is reluctant to join in the fun, who sits around looking miserable; socially awkward; a wallflower.

a local term used in Chino Valley, AZ
"See that there boy sittin' around lookin' glum? What's eatin' him?"
"Shucks, I dunno, he must be a dormant seed"
by Get-R-Done November 19, 2011
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doormat

An object you place in front of your door. ffs
Not a person you treat as if they were a doormat. You know, walkin' all over 'em and makin em feelike shitlike WHAT?
You gonna do that?

A doormat is simply an object placed before an entryway into someone's home. It is NEVER a human being that is treated like some planar object you can just walk all over, wipe your shoes off on, and then enter into the person's home I can't even get into. I can't get in there, because - hint hint - I'm a fucking doormat. So sure, I'll stay out here, glad I could be of help.
He used a doormat to wipe his shoes off before going into the apartment.
by midinerd March 19, 2019
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dormant

Delayed or will be in effective at a later date or time. Is also refered to as something that is not dominant at the moment.
Jasmin's feelings for JT were dormant until he brought sexyback; they flourished when JT rocked the shaved head look.

Jasmin always loved Sobe deep down; she is referred to as a dormant Sobmaholic
by a.huynh December 15, 2008
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Dorman

Possibly the finest of fine, dorman is a kinky lover and likes to mix it up a bit. best body ever, likes to give booty calls most nights of the week. knows kung fu and was taught by the shaolin monks. loves to chill and is generally an all round legend, the ladies swarm around him.

the song that best descibes him is sex bomb by tom jones.
speaker 1: that kid is such a dorman

speaker 2: i know mate, he is like a toned down version of god.
by mr fredrickson June 30, 2011
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Doormatt

A fella (Usually named Matt but not always) who lets bitches walk all over him.
"My friend Frankie is a real Doormatt!"
by Eclosis April 9, 2015
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DoodManBro

When one acts totally radd and macho all the time. Involves attending keggers, raising your hands in the air and saying "Spring Break!" even when it is not spring break.
Party Time Tom is totally a DoodManBro.
by Daniel Pupillo May 15, 2006
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