doomsday

A queer, small man who runs around proclaiming victory only to be found with his trousers around his ankles and a trial of blood spewing forth from his prostate.

by Anonymous November 9, 2003

doomsday question

A question that cannot be answered without lying, or changing the subject to avoid an undesired effect.

This is commonly done in an argument or disagreement when they think doing so will make a point. It will only make a point to gullible morons.

Normal Person: The kicker is important in a football game.

Douchebag: Is he as important as the quarterback? (doomsday question)

Normal Person: (shakes head and sighs) What do you think...

Douchebag: I asked you not me

Normal Person: (depressed) No...

Douchebag: Exactly so you were wrong. The quarterback is much more important.

Normal Person: Did I say the kicker was more important than the quarterback?

Douchebag: So the kicker is more important? (doomsday question #2)

by Optical_Epilepsy July 4, 2011

doomsday

the first time a small white girl gets impaled by a big black penis

person 1- aye yo what happened with that white gurl you met at the park
person 2- last night was that bitches doomsday!

by jackofflanter October 7, 2011

satanic doomsday cult

help they live under my school and sacrifice goats daily the smell is unbearable what do I do

help theres a satanic doomsday cult living under my high school doing daily sacrifices and I think they might start sacrificing the teachers and students soon

by Hehe I cheated April 25, 2021

doomster

A highly unoriginal individual who is obsessed with doom, gore, zombies, demons, and cheesy, wanna-be death metal. The word is a mix between the terms "doom" and "scenester".

A doomster can be found at local show, possibly in a band, flexing his hand in the shape of a "doom claw", and making squealing pig noises, which his favorite bands use superfluously. A doomster is easily recognized by their teased, "tsunami", "flock of seagulls" haircut, illegible band merchandise, blocky skater shoes, and sprayed-on-too-tight jeans. Doomsters are usually of low intelligence, and will often use words like "Brutal", "core", "doom", and "sick" in lieu of actually talking. Doomsters also on occasion overuse "x"s in their writing, despite the fact that they aren't a part of the "straight edge" movement.

"Dude, What the fuck is that thing over there?"
"Oh, that? That's a doomster."
"Whatever the fuck it is, it'd better stop posing and making pig noises on my lawn, or change pants, because I'm this close to calling the cops."
"No dude, just play The Dave Matthews band over your stereo. It'll leave."

by Rudy Schultz March 28, 2008

dooms date

When you are on a date to dump someone or be dumped by someone and it's overly dramatic.

"Betty is going on a dooms date." "That's when I realized I was on a dooms date."

by ATTT April 18, 2015

Doomsday 54

The day of eternal reckoning

"Then the LORD will go forth and fight against those nations, as when He fights on a day of battle."

-Zechariah 14:3

Doomsday 54 is the countdown to our Armageddon on March 5th, 2007

John said that Doomsday 54 will soon be upon us.

by JJ Craft December 14, 2008