dookie bread

another word for dirty money. dookie bread is money that one gets from doing an illegal act. such as selling drugs, robbing, or prostituting, etc.

I be stacking loafs of dookie bread from all this bud im selling.

by drewbe69 August 10, 2010

Dookiedeker

Noun
A person that has a fear of shitting in a public washroom with someone else there, so they feign urinating until the other(s) leave. They then rush to a stall to do their business.
From Dookie, a shit or turd, and Deke, a sports term to psyche-out someone.

Here are 3 types of Dookiedekers:
1. The Average Dookiedeker: Usually a workmate that migrates to the washroom mid-afternoon. They've been dreading taking a dump at work, but can't hold it in any longer. Upon noticing someone at a urinal, they’ll pretend to use one too. Having people know you shit at work isn’t an option. Since they’ve been pinching tightly since lunch, urination is risky. The moment they leave, the DD runs straight to the stall. If someone’s in a stall, they’ll leave and wait for them to finish. When they try again, there'll be no time to deke.

2. The Smart Dookiedeker: This one accepts defeat earlier than the Average. They’ll attempt the throne earlier in the day, knowing there’s no point in waiting. This allows them more attempts to perform the deke, as well as even possibly piss while clenching

3. The Hopeless Dookiedeker: These will have held it in as long as possible before they cave in. It’s rare that this deke ever works. Once at the urinal, sweat will bead on their forehead. Then the Toilet Radar kicks in. In front of your urinal neighbor, you will accept your fate and run to a stall.

Witnesses will jest of your flounder for years to come

"Did you hear about Mackowski?? He just caved while trying to be a dookiedeker!"
"Oh thank god he left. Dookiedeker: success!"

by Basque JRED January 13, 2015

Dookie Burger

The act of dropping a hot,fresh steamer on the porcelain and smacking your meatstick.

I killed two birds with one stone the other morning before work. Took a dookie burger in under 10 minutes.

by Obi Won☆88 December 27, 2019

Spooky Dookie

When you wipe your booty after pooping and there is nothing on the toilet paper.

I just took a spooky dookie. The poop disappeared but left its stink.

by MissLibbyAnn February 9, 2017

Dookie Finger

A coup de grace where one drags their finger through their ass and wipes it under a rivals nose. Though, not used very often after adolescence, a dookie finger carries more weight than a slap in the face with a white glove.

Jacob wanted to give her a dirty sanchez before she dumped him but she wouldn't let him tap that ass, so he had to settle for a dookie finger.

by keifermail August 14, 2009

dookie twirl

The jokeful saying of the old song Duke of Earl that was made in the
1950's I think

PART OF THE START OF THE SONG:

Dook Dook Dook Dookie Twirl, dook dook dookie twirl, dook dook dookie twirl dook dook, oh I was the dookie twirl....................

by ren walkero October 25, 2008

dookie time

To drop a stinky deuce while listening to Green Day's 1994 major label debut, Dookie. After finishing their dookie time, one should listen to Green Day's 1992 album, Kerplunk, as that is the sound that dookies make when they hit the toilet water.

Bro: "Yo dude, I gotta drop a brown trout, but I don't want to stop listening to Green Day."
Dude: "Bro, me too, let's just do both at the same time."
Bro: "Holy shit, dude, it's dookie time!"
(Bro and Dude proceed to drop trou at side-by-side toilets and listen to "Basket Case").

John: "Ow... ow... oh fuck, this burns... ah... AHHHHHH!"
(poop comes out, hits the water)
Water: KERPLUNK!
John: Damn, that smells... ooh, Longview, I love this song!"

by Merriam Chubster February 27, 2013