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dongle hell 

Dongle Hell is a special type of hell. It is a place where owners of modern apple electronics (Macbook 2017+, iPhone 7+) go to suffer for the rest of eternity to deal with dongles and a multitude of connectors & cables. Due to Apple's lack of physical ports for connections that are still very popular at the time of this writing, June 2017, users are forced to buy dongles and/or cables in order to use their connections that Apple apparently considers "legacy." Dongle hell could entail dongles for aux ports, USB 3.0 and below, SD card slot, HDMI and more.
You got the new Macbook Pro? How's dongle hell been treating you?
dongle hell by RossThompson666 June 26, 2017

Dongle Bar

- A turd or half turd stuck in your butt hairs

-Multiple dingle berries into a giant conglomerate of shit tied in your butt hairs.

- A dingle berries older bigger brother
after lackadaisically wiping my ass, post bowel movement , I stumbled upon a dongle bar during the morning shower.

Jon suffers from dongle bars, because he does a poor job of wiping his ass after he shits
Dongle Bar by Bocaburglerr June 11, 2011

Dongle-Gobblin

One who smells their own testicle sweat
"When I got back from running the other day I scratched my balls then forgot and scratched my nose"

"Dude you're such a Dongle-Gobblin"
Dongle-Gobblin by DJ Mammoth January 28, 2009

dongle monkey 

A piece of dried fecal matter that hangs off of one or many pubic hairs on the underside of a mans's testicles.
Dude, the other day I kept on feeling this dongle monkey smacking up against the side of my leg when I was going commando. Ended up having to tear my pubes out from the root, it was so dried up.

dongle balls 

letting a work keycard or dongle dangle down near one’s penis
Dude, you’ve got Dongle Balls!
dongle balls by saskydoodle March 7, 2015

Dongle life 

When a corporation intentionally limits what you can/cannot do with your electronic device and people just passively accept that as life.
C'mon Apple, we've been living the dongle life for years, carrying all these extra cables and adapters with us only because we have one damn port. I think about it's time that we (the consumers) had enough of this.