Dongle

A person who is lost and doesn't know what is happening around them.

That dongle is daydreaming again. He's so lost!

by ((( January 9, 2024

dongle hell

Dongle Hell is a special type of hell. It is a place where owners of modern apple electronics (Macbook 2017+, iPhone 7+) go to suffer for the rest of eternity to deal with dongles and a multitude of connectors & cables. Due to Apple's lack of physical ports for connections that are still very popular at the time of this writing, June 2017, users are forced to buy dongles and/or cables in order to use their connections that Apple apparently considers "legacy." Dongle hell could entail dongles for aux ports, USB 3.0 and below, SD card slot, HDMI and more.

You got the new Macbook Pro? How's dongle hell been treating you?

by RossThompson666 June 26, 2017

Dongle Bar

- A turd or half turd stuck in your butt hairs

-Multiple dingle berries into a giant conglomerate of shit tied in your butt hairs.

- A dingle berries older bigger brother

after lackadaisically wiping my ass, post bowel movement , I stumbled upon a dongle bar during the morning shower.

Jon suffers from dongle bars, because he does a poor job of wiping his ass after he shits

by Bocaburglerr June 11, 2011

Dongle-Gobblin

One who smells their own testicle sweat

"When I got back from running the other day I scratched my balls then forgot and scratched my nose"

"Dude you're such a Dongle-Gobblin"

by DJ Mammoth January 28, 2009

dongle monkey

A piece of dried fecal matter that hangs off of one or many pubic hairs on the underside of a mans's testicles.

Dude, the other day I kept on feeling this dongle monkey smacking up against the side of my leg when I was going commando. Ended up having to tear my pubes out from the root, it was so dried up.

by Not my real name. What a shame August 25, 2018

dongle balls

letting a work keycard or dongle dangle down near one’s penis

Dude, you’ve got Dongle Balls!

by saskydoodle March 7, 2015

Dongle life

When a corporation intentionally limits what you can/cannot do with your electronic device and people just passively accept that as life.

C'mon Apple, we've been living the dongle life for years, carrying all these extra cables and adapters with us only because we have one damn port. I think about it's time that we (the consumers) had enough of this.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian July 26, 2020