by stxnthamix September 18, 2017
Get the Boner Donor mug.A Sperm Donor is a guy who goes to a Sperm Bank/Clinic and masturbates until he ejaculate all of his sperm into a cup. Then the clinic is supposed to give it to a girl who wants to have a kid.
The sperm donor's intention is to merely gets paid for donating his sperm and have no financial responsibilities for the child that comes from the girl who injects his sperm into her vagina! - Period!
However, some girls try to sue the guy who donated his semen to her for child support, KNOWING that the guy only donated his sperm cuz he thought he wouldn't have to support the child!
The sperm donor's intention is to merely gets paid for donating his sperm and have no financial responsibilities for the child that comes from the girl who injects his sperm into her vagina! - Period!
However, some girls try to sue the guy who donated his semen to her for child support, KNOWING that the guy only donated his sperm cuz he thought he wouldn't have to support the child!
*Location: Sperm Clinic*
Smart, successful and sexy teenage boy (18 years old) after masturbating and ejaculating out all of his sperm turns to the nurse and says: "Okay, here's my sperm.- This is anonymous and I won't have to pay child support later cuz that's what a sperm donor is, right?"
Nurse: Absolutely! Now here's your $600 for your donation.
****** 9 Months Later*****
Girl who injected the guys sperm and birthed a baby gets a lawyer to call the guy who jacked off for money: "Hello, your sperm was responsible for the birth of this child, so I'll see you in court to discuss you paying child support to this girl for the next EIGHTEEN YEARS!
Guy: WTF?!?!?!?!?! THAT'S NOT FAIR! - THIS IS SO FUCKING MESSED! HOW IS THIS EVEN ALLOWED?!?!
Lawyer: Federal Law: Your Sperm=Your Baby. - See you in court.
***The End***
Smart, successful and sexy teenage boy (18 years old) after masturbating and ejaculating out all of his sperm turns to the nurse and says: "Okay, here's my sperm.- This is anonymous and I won't have to pay child support later cuz that's what a sperm donor is, right?"
Nurse: Absolutely! Now here's your $600 for your donation.
****** 9 Months Later*****
Girl who injected the guys sperm and birthed a baby gets a lawyer to call the guy who jacked off for money: "Hello, your sperm was responsible for the birth of this child, so I'll see you in court to discuss you paying child support to this girl for the next EIGHTEEN YEARS!
Guy: WTF?!?!?!?!?! THAT'S NOT FAIR! - THIS IS SO FUCKING MESSED! HOW IS THIS EVEN ALLOWED?!?!
Lawyer: Federal Law: Your Sperm=Your Baby. - See you in court.
***The End***
by Penisboy123 December 31, 2010
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Fires a doncon that kills everything.
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Get the doncon mug."Docor Who" is an intentional misspelling of "Doctor Who" that may be used for shitposting or shitposting-like circumstances.
Person 1: "I am the Doctor"
Person 2: "Funny Doctor from Docor Who?"
Person 1: "No, I'm your doctor and I am about to perform brain surgery on you (cool!)"
Person 2: "Oh."
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Person 1: "Oh, I remember you from Docor Who!"
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Person 2: "Funny Doctor from Docor Who?"
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Person 2: "Oh."
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Person 1: "Oh, I remember you from Docor Who!"
J. Robert Oppenheimer: "I've barely appeared in that franchise, but ok."
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