Doctor

Person that will kill your ill with a pill then kill you with the bill

I think I have to go see the doctor because my ass still hurts from Zaya Wade.

by SendNoodles June 22, 2020

Doctor

Used to express thrill, shock, or excitement

My wife bends down in front of me, I look at her sexy ass and say, Doctor!

I made some fabulous ribs , take one bite and yell Doctor!!!

by BigDawg45 July 27, 2023

Doctor

The person that kills ills with pills, and then kill me with bills.

"Alright here's some pills to help with the infection."
"Thanks. How much?"
"1,000$"
"Fuck. Doctors basically you kill ills with pills, and then kill me with bills?"
"Yep,"

by Thetruthbro69 October 2, 2020

doctor doctor

the scratching of one's own ass

It sucks having a serious case of doctor doctor on a first date.

by Moosehands March 29, 2004

Doctor

A person who has spent many years in Medical School (Which is the hardest to get into and hardest period?) and gotten a degree they are known to be very rich

Look at that doctor in The XKR!!

by Mister Literal September 8, 2004

Doctor

Verb; to doctor someone meaning to poke someone with a syringe needle to administer recreational drugs intravenously (usually fentanyl, heroine but can also be methamphetamine, cocaine, etc.) ie: to shoot someone up.

“I can doctor you”
“I can’t do it myself, can you doctor me?”
“Can someone doctor me?”
“Thanks for doctoring me, I just couldn’t do it myself”

by Kyxo June 24, 2019

doctored

as in when someone overwhelms you with facts (and explanations) that you already or do not already know.

Doctor: You've got a small dick.
Ronald: Really? What does that mean?
Doctor: It means your IQ is below average.
Ronald: Ohhh.
Doctor: Doctored!

by Blk1Babes February 25, 2011