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Double Decker Home Wrecker

A totally rad version of an Upper Decker. This act usually requires two fecal filled individuals. First open up the top part of the recipients toilet and pinch a few hefty loaves inside. The next step is to shit in the toilet bowl. first a layer of toilet paper, then crap on top, then another layer of toilet paper so its sure to leave a nice clog. The recipient will try to flush the mess down the toilet but be pleasantly surprised with a brown whirlpool of shit. even if they try to plunge it, more shit water will come to the scene.
A) Hey, them reggins are having a party!

B) Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

A&B) DOUBLE DECKER HOME WRECKER!!!!!
by just call me K May 28, 2009
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docperian

A Docperian is a person whose favorite soda is Dr. Pepper, and considers drinking anything else borderline sacrilegious. The term was coined in the popular visual novel Steins;Gate by a character named Okabe Rintaro.
When Phil offered to get Dave a Pepsi, Dave almost exploded. "I thought you knew I was a dedicated Docperian! Get me a Dr. Pepper if you're going to get me anything at all!"
by Marsstriker September 8, 2016
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Liquor Quicker dicker

A liquor quicker dicker is one who uses alcoholic beverages to aid in fast seduction.
Juan found the ladies much compliant after cocktails; he was called a liquor quicker dicker at the bar.
by I, Wreckerrr October 4, 2016
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Deckerstar

The ship name for Lucifer Morningstar and Chloe Decker in the Netflix film, Lucifer
"Ugggg, I wish Chloe and Lucifer would get together already!!! Deckerstar shippers unite!!!!!!"
by TrixieMorningstar June 19, 2019
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Hick-dickering

While Deano became a successful cab driver, Shelby spent all his days hick-dickering about and crying over that bitch Leah.
by Sir Francis Bacon-strips November 8, 2010
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sick ducker

1. sneaky way of telling someone he's a dick sucker

2. a person that can RLY duck sick.. like you can't aim at his head cuz he ducks so sick...
1. "Peter's a sick ducker!"

2. "woot woot look at his gawdly movement..OMFG I can't hit that sick ducker"
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Decker

Decker literally means perfection in every way. Decker is a God among men, an example for how all men should be. A Decker doesn't let people inside this precious heart of his, but if you are fortunate enough to be invited inside, you'll be amazed at the awe-inspiring beauty you find there. You can only be left feeling unworthy of such a gift. A Decker's love is unconditional and all-encompassing. A Decker is so sexy just the thought of him makes your body tingle everywhere. A Decker will charm you with his endless talents, humor and intellect. But his words...a Decker will seduce you with his words, sending your mind whirling, dreaming of things you never thought possible. Perhaps the most unbelievable thing about a Decker is that he is completely unaware of his powers. Once a Decker turns his attentions towards you, forget about breathing. A Decker will become your oxygen, your world, your everything. You won't be able to control your relentless obsessive thoughts about him. All five senses will become tuned to a Decker. All you see, hear, smell...everything in your life leads back to Decker.

I hope you encounter a Decker in your lifetime as he is a true gift to be treasured.
Girl: What is that?

Me: That's my Decker

Girl: Wooow where can I get one?

Me: You can't, it's one-of-a-kind
by Decker's Kitten November 19, 2013
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