Double Dry Docker

Turd so big both ends extend above water line.

crushed the shitter with a double dry docker

by UAScrappy March 13, 2019

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docker's tea break

docker's tea break (sim). Descriptive
of something very long.

"Oh, what
a tiny little man", laughed Veruca Salt as
she saw the Oompah Lumpah. "He
may be small", cautioned Mr. Wonka as he
turned briskly on his heel, "but
he'll have a cock as long as a docker's
tea break.") From 'Charlie and the
chocolate sandwich', by Roald Dahl.

by C February 24, 2004

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space dockers glove

similar to space docking, but uses a surgical glove brim full of excrement which is then frozen. can be frozen with fingers straight for extra depth or fingers closed for frozen fisting.

simon ; hey big D, get out the space dockers glove and give me a good poo punch up my mucky sphinter"

by ive tried it and it was great January 21, 2009

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Upper decker dry docker

its where you turn off the water on the toilet before someone takes a poop and you take a diarrhea in the upper water chamber. Then when a person sits down to take a poo, it lands on the porcelain and sticks, then when they go to flush it shoots diarrhea out. causing a horrible situation

Man that was funny when billy gave her the old “Upper decker dry docker”, her trailer smelled like feces for months.

by jdunz July 20, 2022

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Ninja Docker

docking is the act of putting something in your urethra. In layman's term, its the act of shoving a dildo up your penis hole. a ninja docker is some one who puts their penis up another penis so fast that the other person doesnt even feel it or know what just happened.

guy 1: i'm not sure what just happened but wow does my penis feel awesome.

guy 2: dude you just got ninjadocked

or

look at that dude he is such a ninja docker

by Dr McNinjaDocker September 22, 2011

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