by UAScrappy March 13, 2019
"Oh, what
a tiny little man", laughed Veruca Salt as
she saw the Oompah Lumpah. "He
may be small", cautioned Mr. Wonka as he
turned briskly on his heel, "but
he'll have a cock as long as a docker's
tea break.") From 'Charlie and the
chocolate sandwich', by Roald Dahl.
a tiny little man", laughed Veruca Salt as
she saw the Oompah Lumpah. "He
may be small", cautioned Mr. Wonka as he
turned briskly on his heel, "but
he'll have a cock as long as a docker's
tea break.") From 'Charlie and the
chocolate sandwich', by Roald Dahl.
by C February 24, 2004
similar to space docking, but uses a surgical glove brim full of excrement which is then frozen. can be frozen with fingers straight for extra depth or fingers closed for frozen fisting.
simon ; hey big D, get out the space dockers glove and give me a good poo punch up my mucky sphinter"
by ive tried it and it was great January 21, 2009
its where you turn off the water on the toilet before someone takes a poop and you take a diarrhea in the upper water chamber. Then when a person sits down to take a poo, it lands on the porcelain and sticks, then when they go to flush it shoots diarrhea out. causing a horrible situation
Man that was funny when billy gave her the old “Upper decker dry docker”, her trailer smelled like feces for months.
by jdunz July 20, 2022
Person responsible for flooding social media with tik tok videos assuming every social medias target audience intersect with the PewDiePie fan base, I.e. tweens
Trying to find something worth upvoting in r/funny but someone at Reddit left the padlock gate unlocked on the window lickers pen and let all the dick dockers out.
by Fresh_gumbo February 11, 2021
A docker diver is someone who cannot keep their hands out of the ashtray and is constantly searching for another docker-fresh hit.
by mr_tong May 3, 2010
docking is the act of putting something in your urethra. In layman's term, its the act of shoving a dildo up your penis hole. a ninja docker is some one who puts their penis up another penis so fast that the other person doesnt even feel it or know what just happened.
guy 1: i'm not sure what just happened but wow does my penis feel awesome.
guy 2: dude you just got ninjadocked
or
look at that dude he is such a ninja docker
guy 2: dude you just got ninjadocked
or
look at that dude he is such a ninja docker
by Dr McNinjaDocker September 22, 2011