I am Dave! Yognau(gh)t

...and I have the balls.

Said as "I am Dave EXCLAMATION MARK yognau(gh)t!"

The call of greeting between multiple yognau(gh)ts whenever they meet.

First used in YoGPoD 32: I am Michael McDonald and I Listen to the YoGPoD All Day. It was a saying taken from a fan-letter by "Nick Fuckface" from Australia describing his encounters with a shaken soda can which created a singularity. Simon/Honeydew approved of this saying and encouraged Yognau(gh)ts to use as a greeting. It stuck with the fanbase.

Yognaut: "I am DAVE! YOGNAU(GH)T!"
Yognaught: "...and I have the balls!"
Yognaut: "Eiffel tower."

by PKFifer November 20, 2011

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Daveion

A sexy man who likes to snuggle. He's a bit goofy but always fun to be around. He will treat you like a princess if you deserve it but don't ever get on his bad side. He's awesome and smart and loved by all a dog lover but mostly dobermans and pits. He works hard and plays harder. He also loves music of all kinds

That daveion dude is awesome did you he DJs

Man he can do every Thing

by Marley 420 June 28, 2012

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dave grohlasm

the heightened state of excitement or ecstasy experienced when watching or listening to Dave Grohl of the Foo Fighters.

Mel experienced multiple dave grohlasms when listening to the Foo Fighters new album.

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Daveon

A guy who is pretty cool, hip and loves the fashion world. He is usually swagged out, the BOMB.com and packing heavy heat down below. He loves the ladies but has a sentimental side. He is usually the popular kid that everyone loves but finds himself with one strong group of friends known as the Clique. Daveons' are usually idolized by many.

Wow, i want to grow up and be just like Daveon one day but i can only dream.

by BaddestBitch4 January 7, 2013

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Dave

Dave is the ruler of all universes, dimensions, and realms. He isn’t A god, he is THE god. He is the epitome of life and the world as we know it. Anyone named Dave is a vessel for such greatness. One shall sacrifice their lives to the holyness and perfectness of the Dave. Dave represents all things beautiful and worthy of life. I tip my hat and salute to the god that megabits all things and all creatures. Thank you, dave. We all owe you our lives. Nothing can define your greatness.

Join the Dave revoloution. Be awakened.

“Daaaaaaaaaaaavvvvveee!!!”
“I love you daaaaaaaaavvvvvveee!!!”
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-these are all examples of things you can say about Dave.
Don’t wait any longer.
Awaken.
Be smart.
Be Dave.

by A charpie February 7, 2019

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