Suisliding Into DMs 

A high risk, high reward, last-ditch attempt at love. When one slides into DMs knowing they will probably fail. Failure will result in social embarrassment. Not for the faint of heart.

I was Suisliding into DMs yesterday, I came off as creepy and now I have no friends and everyone hates me.

Suisliding Into DMs by Gigafont June 15, 2018

Slide into the DMs

When one wears a pair of Doc Martens and attempts to style the decision out as an "accidental" purchase

Mate, are them DMs on your feet ?

Ye, funny story... I ordered the wrong pair online but figured I may as well keep the. They're pretty cool tho, right?

No fam, and don't claim you didn't slide into the DMs

Slide into the DMs by Aintnothanglikealeighthang February 8, 2017

slide into dms 

To be move into someones line of sight without them knowing causing them to be startled

FFS man y u is sliding in my Dms you is a twat mitch. PRICK! Never slide into dms

slide into dms by Slide into Dms September 28, 2015

Slide into the dms

Follow then add inappropriate requests to someone you want to get to know through direct messaging on social media.

Emma: If you need a lift just slide into the dms of someone

Hilary: Yeah I'll hit up Jacinda and ask for a lift in the Herc
Emma: Nice slide Hilary, nice slide.

Slide into the dms by KB Neiko August 6, 2019

camping DMs 

The act of sitting in one’s DMs, even though there isn’t a conversation going on, in anticipation of a getting a message.

Wow why you camping DMs bruh

camping DMs by RaidenSears August 17, 2023

balls deep into dms 

To be very interested into a conversation

Guys I got balls deep into dms into dis girls dms and now I got a date on money

balls deep into dms by TobyTheTokenGrabber June 28, 2021

Dysrhythic Masturbatory Syndrome (DMS) 

Someone who’s rhythm is so bad they can’t achieve orgasm by manual masturbation. Once they start they can’t stop, and just can’t quite get to completion. Producing a dysrhythmic fapping that can be heard for hours, until chaffing causes cessation.

Bob was diagnosed with Dysrhythic Masturbatory Syndrome (DMS), his neighbours had filed noise complaints for odd and annoying clapping sounds at all hours of the day and night.

Dysrhythic Masturbatory Syndrome (DMS) by Nyxocotic July 13, 2023