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Dihydrogen Monoxide

Dihydrogen Monoxide (or DHMO) is a tongue in cheek conspiracy theory that claims said substance is extremely dangerous, can cause burns, death, etc., when in reality, dihydrogen monoxide is the scientific name for water, as H2O is its chemical formula.
Person 1: Careful! There might be DHMO in your water!
Person 2: Dihydrogen Monoxide IS water.
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ditzy

slightly out of it, and don't know what is going on
oh sorry, i'm a little ditzy todday.

you're being so ditzy today!
by lanna April 13, 2004
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After that experience I will be in a dither for the rest of the night.
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dihydrogen oxide

1) H20. More commonly known as water.
2) The compound which one Southern California town beileved was an extrememly harmful chemical after receiving a fraudulent warning letter. They pondered banning styrofoam cups after discovering 'dangerous' dihydrogen oxide is used in producing them.
John was thristy so he drank some dihydrogen oxide.
by 9 March 18, 2004
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dihydrogen monoxide

Dihydrogen Monoxide (DHMO) is a colorless and odorless chemical compound, also referred to by some as Dihydrogen Oxide, Hydrogen Hydroxide, Hydronium Hydroxide, or simply Hydric acid. Its basis is the unstable radical Hydroxide, the components of which are found in a number of caustic, explosive and poisonous compounds such as Sulfuric Acid, Nitroglycerine and Ethyl Alcohol.
For more detailed information, including precautions, disposal procedures and storage requirements, refer to the Material Safety Data Sheet (MSDS) for Dihydrogen Monoxide.
...Dihydrogen monoxide is water/H20.
Dihydrogen Monoxide as a toxic or carcinogenic substance (as it does with better known chemicals such as hydrochloric acid and saccharine), DHMO is a constituent of many known toxic substances, diseases and disease-causing agents, environmental hazards and can even be lethal to humans in quantities as small as a thimbleful.
by brendan December 9, 2004
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dithering

taking ages to do a job or being intentionally slow
Zac knew he was supposed to have washed the dishes an hour ago but he was dithering about in the back garden, hoping eventually she'd forget about it.
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